Thursday, September 9, 2010

I apologize in advance for number six

Things I am too tired to do right now:

1. Memorize all the ingredients in a box of Twinkies

2. Reveal Superman's true identity

3. Analyze classic Norwegian literature

4. Shower

5. Walk to the mailbox

6. Rescue the universe from certain destruction


Subby said...

1. Did that! What?
2. You mean it's not Jimmy Olsen?
3. Did this!
4. On occasion. What?
5. Was just gettin' ready to do this...pondering...
6. Tried to do this...then got laid off after th' "Cold War" ended...

nonamedufus said...

You might wanna try #4 before attempting #6. Nobody likes stinkin' superheroes anymore.

Janna said...

Subby: Did you eventually make it out to the mailbox?

nonamedufus: I dunno... body odor would make a really cool superpower. I could be "Radioactive Armpit Girl" or something like that.

Subby said...

Janna, obscure "body odor superpower" 'tis from an episode of the new Scooby-Doo ( season 1 )where in the making of a film, the spy releases knock-out gas from his armpits...! I can't make this up :)

Janna said...

Subby: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids...