I apologize in advance for number six
Things I am too tired to do right now:
1. Memorize all the ingredients in a box of Twinkies
2. Reveal Superman's true identity
3. Analyze classic Norwegian literature
4. Shower
5. Walk to the mailbox
6. Rescue the universe from certain destruction
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5 comments:
1. Did that! What?
2. You mean it's not Jimmy Olsen?
3. Did this too...um...snore...zzzz!
4. On occasion. What?
5. Was just gettin' ready to do this...pondering...
6. Tried to do this...then got laid off after th' "Cold War" ended...
You might wanna try #4 before attempting #6. Nobody likes stinkin' superheroes anymore.
Subby: Did you eventually make it out to the mailbox?
nonamedufus: I dunno... body odor would make a really cool superpower. I could be "Radioactive Armpit Girl" or something like that.
Janna, obscure "body odor superpower" reference...kinda...er 'tis from an episode of the new Scooby-Doo ( season 1 )where in the making of a film, the spy releases knock-out gas from his armpits...! I can't make this up :)
Subby: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids...
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