. On the bright side, it appears that there's no prohibition against standing in one spot and twirling in place until you get so dizzy you randomly stagger off in semi-diagonal directions. .
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Sounds about right to me.
This is about when the husband actually asks for directions.
MikeGolch: Let's try it!
00dozo: Only when the situation seems completely utterly hopeless, huh? :)
I kinda like this--it's giving me permission to do nothing.
OK, then, this might be a problem.
hope they at least bring you food or something.
Oh yeah...come to Oklahoma. These are everywhere. No, seriously!
kathcom: Exactly! So we can all just pile up in the street and take a nap.
PattiKen: Only if you wanted to actually GO somewhere...
Marilyn: And cocktails, and hors d'ouvres, and dessert...
Marla: So what do you guys do? Just turn whatever way you want, after making sure the cops aren't looking? I'm curious...
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