Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Things most people don't say

1. Wow! The Soylent Green buffet is only $3.99?
2. Does this smell like a penguin to you?
3. The Jannaverse is even better than Wikipedia!
4. My ex-boyfriend is from Pluto. We broke up because I laughed when it wasn't a planet anymore.
5. I know! Let's collect Cheetos shaped like our relatives!
6. Someday, Fluffy will probably kill me in my sleep.
7. Would you mind sucking the poison out of this, please?
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8 comments:

曾法幸 said...
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Janna said...

Spam guy who I deleted: Please go wipe with a handful of poison ivy.

nonamedufus said...

Your comment to spam guy. That's another one of those things most people don't say, right?

Monkey Man said...

Maybe Fluffy can kill spam guy in his sleep then we can covertly add him to the Solent Green buffet.

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Seriously, where do you come up with this stuff? Loved the one about Fluffy.

How about:

If your grandmother doesn't take off my underwear I'm gonna flog her with a bratwurst.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

A true but bizzare fact: I just had a conversation about Soylent Green last night with one of my bosses. So that's two mentions. One more, and I'll know something is up and make like Logan's Run and get out of the city asap.

PattiKen said...

Another thing people don't say: Boy, that Janna is really boring.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: It seems like I've been saying it a lot lately, what with the annoying increase in Spam Guys.

MonkeyMan: It would taste like Asian soylent green then... which would be ok, except we'd all be hungry again an hour later.

Chris@Knucklehead: Nice! And for some sick reason, now I'm craving bratwurst!

MikeWJ: You have nowhere to run, and nowhere to hide. You might as well start planning the recipes now.

PattiKen: LOL! I hope not!