Monday, July 19, 2010

Sir Janna used to be a Conatic

CONKT: After I conkt him on the head a few times, he learned not to make remarks about the size of my butt.

MOUSINE: Cuisine for mice. (Hopefully not cuisine that consists of mice).

CLONSTA: A clone who is also a gangsta.

CONATIC: Someone who is a fanatic about Conan O'Brien. (Note: I used to be a Conatic, back in 1993-94).

UNKEBUCL: Someone who is either drunk or illiterate, trying to say "Uncle Buck".

DIALP: Well, if you Dial "M" For Murder, I guess you could dial "P" for Penguins. Or Piranha.

INGRA: Grain that didn't grow quite right.

CONSTOTO: It's sad when Dorothy ConsToto out of all his retirement money.

WERSPERS: Whispers from people who can't spell.

MAGIESTI: Yur Magiesti, kan I pleez bekum a knighte? Then they kan call me SIR Janna.


nonamedufus said...

Ha, these are great Janna. You've got quite an imagination.

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

WERSPERS: Whispers that are not as good as the BETTERSPERS.

Loved the CONSTOTO one.

Monkey Man said...

Funny stuff but I gotta ask...which was the WV that showed up from my blog? You had me waiting for this post ever since you mentioned it in a comment a while back.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: I try!

Chris: I think my favorite is CONKT. :)

MonkeyMan: I think it was either CONKT or CLONSTA. Glad to see I could keep you in suspense. :)

PattiKen said...

Werspers: whispers whispered yesterday.

Eric Alder said...

Great minds think alike? Here's a similar list I made: Weird Verification Words

Janna said...

PattiKen: That's good too!

EricAlder: Nice! Welcome to my world! :)

PattiKen said...

Janna, I just got one I had to come and share with you.

faunkeet: now that conjures up a really disturbing picture.

Janna said...

PattiKen: I picture a faunkeet as being a cross between a faun/fawn and a parakeet.
I can't even picture what that would look like, except I wouldn't want it to poop on my windshield!