Friday, July 16, 2010

Just one more raindrop in the cyber-ocean

There are websites full of photos
Some of which are nasty
There are sites about Komodos
And long words like angioplasty
There are boring sites on finance
And recipes for snail
But as I sit here (wearing pants!)
And surf through pics that "fail"
The spammers take another chance
And look! I've got some mail!

20 comments:

g-man said...

I'm not sure that wearing pants is appropriate here Janna, But we are amongst friends.
Loved your 55 My Dear...
You are like Real Whipped Cream on a piece of great Pumpkin Pie.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

Janna said...

g-man: I always wear pants when I eat pumpkin pie. Well, almost always.

Brian Miller said...

at least the spam seems to employ great title writers. when i want a good laugh i go to my span folder...nice 55.

love the fail blog.

Greyscale Territory said...

A wonderful look at treading water in the cyber ocean! Lots of waves to catch!

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

I read these websites daily
My mind is in a fog
But then I get to thinking
What the hell, just one more blog.

mrsnesbitt said...

Oh very clever! Now i did so much enjoy this. Mine is up!

Janna said...

BrianMiller: True!

Greyscale Territory: Lots of waves to catch, AND lots of sharks too. :)

Chris: Nice! :)

Janna said...

mrsnesbitt: Welcome! Glad you liked it. :)

00dozo said...

Fun 55! And I'll have to look into those snail recipes (I've got an entire case of it!! Don't ask.)

nonamedufus said...

Wow, that "nasty" pic nailed it! ...as did you.

Eric Alder said...

Did somebody say fail?

Nice 55!

Monkey Man said...

I'm almost afraid to click on your links for fear of what kind of spam it might bring to my email. Then again it would mean I might actually get email. Great 55. Mine is up also.

Grace said...

And of course I HAD to click on every link - Ewwww~

Tina said...

Loved this. I'm new to the 55 and also new to the whole blogosphere. You can find me here. I'll be back!

Mama Zen said...

Will a be able to resist clicking on the nasty link? Will I?

PattiKen said...

Sure, but you get mail from those spammers that nobody can read. What good is that?

And yeah, the nasty link is truly nasty.

reberto.alberto said...

Hi there!

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PattiKen said...

Oh, look, your spammer has switched to English.

Janna said...

00dozo: A whole case of snail should be extra special after it sits in this god-forsaken summer heat for a few hours.

nonamedufus: That pic really is sick, isn't it? I tried to find the grossest one I could that didn't involve nudity. It's way too hot for nudity right now. Or something like that.

EricAlder: Wow, ouch! :o I bet that guy's shoulder is really hating him right about now.

MonkeyMan: Go ahead and click. You know you want to. :)

Grace: Hee! :)

Tina: Welcome! Glad to have you aboard! :)

MamaZen: Did you?

PattiKen: Exactly! If I must be offended, let me at least be offended in my own language.

reberto.alberto: I can't tell whether this is spam or not! Gaaahhh... the pressure! The suspense! The... oh, look, a sandwich....

Definitely-spam-guy-who-I-deleted: It's ironic that you would leave spam on a post where I complain about spam.

PattiKen: Well, one of them has, at least... :(