Friday, June 4, 2010

Would you like flies with that?

Once upon a time, there was a frog named Arnold.

Arnold ate nothing but flies for dinner until one day he finally discovered McDonalds.

Years later, when his plump legs were on a platter in a French restaurant, Pierre turned to his date and said,

"Hey, does this taste like a Quarter Pounder to you?
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24 comments:

G-Man said...

Wow Janna, this is a philosphical conundrum that I'll have to ponder.
OK, I'm done...
Loved your Friday Flash Food 55..
You Rock Baby..
Thanks for visiting, thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

You are like a Cheap Bamboo Back-Scratcher, when you have an impossible to reach mosquito bite smack dab between your shoulder baldes!!!!

G-Man said...

Blades...You know what I meant...:P

The Silver Fox said...

HA! And the usual comparison people make is between frogs' legs and chicken! Loved it! Thanks for visiting mine!

Stan Ski said...

You are what you eat!
Great 55.

Changnoi said...

Here in Thailand the frogs are very spicy. But I think the flies are too.

Brian Miller said...

i thought everything tasted like chicken...hmm...nice 55.

mine is up!

moondustwriter said...

so that's the trick feed whatever you want to eat with a Quater pounder and you will have McDonalds flavor instead of chicken - is that a good trade off?

mine is up

Alice Audrey said...

It's got to taste better than a fly diet.

John's comments said...

But did he die happy? Here's mine

Eric Alder said...

They say diet definitely affects the taste of meat, but I've never confirmed that myself.

(But frog legs taste like chicken!)

nonamedufus said...

Well, I guess it's true what they say: You are what you eat.

Grace said...

That would be "Le Big Mac"...

Monkey Man said...

Brings a whole new meaning to a "side of thighs". Great 55. My 55 is HERE .

naramalone.com said...

Cool 55. We are what we eat, aand everything is starting to taste the saem...

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Janna said...

G-Man: Wow, I've never been compared to a cheap bamboo back scratcher before.... !!

The Silver Fox: I try to be different. :)

StanSki: Then I should avoid sticky-buns, huh?

Changnoi: Spicy frogs? Really?

Brian Miller: Almost anything can taste like chicken if you deep-fry it first.

moondustwriter: It's a good trade-off if you like McDonald's! :)

Alice Audrey: Agreed!

John's Comments: I think he died happy and full and possibly with an embarrassing case of gas.

Eric Alder: Maybe they taste like Chicken McNuggets. :)

nonamedufus: So if I eat diamonds, will I have a flawless and sparkling personality?

Grace: I wonder what their word for "frog legs" is....

MonkeyMan: "Side of Thighs" is hard to say ten times fast. Go on. Try it.

naramalone: And yet we're still all different! Freaky, isn't it?

Spam Guy Who I Deleted: Quit that.

˙·٠•●❤Sh@KiR@ ❤●•٠·˙ said...

Wow..Janna, well done.
I love this..very nice.
hugs
shakira

nonamedufus said...

But you ARE flawless and have a sparkling toilet, erm personality.

Janna said...

Sh@KiR@: Yay! Thanks for visiting! :)

nonamedufus: Oh, believe me, I'm riddled with flaws. I've been hoping that somehow my plethora of imperfections would add to my charm.
Stop looking at my toilet.
I'll get around to cleaning it next week, I promise.

RNSANE said...

Hell, than I might as well eat at McDonald's...I'm sure a Big Mac is less expensive than frog legs...but not so romantic as a French restaurant.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I love BBQ ribs.

That has nothing to do with McDonald's or frog legs, but I just felt like saying it, so I did.

Hope you didn't mind.

Janna said...

RNSANE: Plus, with McDonalds you don't have to worry about which wine goes best with your fries.

MikeWJ: I was just thinking the same thing myself. Coincidentally, I DID have BBQ ribs for my dinner yesterday. Really.
They were good.

Marla said...

Poor Kermit

Janna said...

Marla: And poor Miss Piggy too, if they're frog legs wrapped in bacon.