Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Sentences with exactly nine words

1. I think I found where he left his underwear.

2. I totally forgot I left steak in your suitcase.

3. That dog poop is as big as a coconut!

4. Why can't MY boyfriend have a British accent too?

5. So, wait... you're saying it's BAD to throw skunks?
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7 comments:

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Has your mother read this list? Because she might be a little worried about item No. 1.

And the No. 2 in No. 3.

And your No. 1 in No. 4, if that makes sense.

sexnfries said...

That is too cool, and strange...love it.

btw we stole stuff

Marilyn said...

I'm hoping the underwear and boyfriend references are autobiographical... heck I wouldn't mind if they were biogrphical and had something to so with my life.

Monkey Man said...

I'd try this, but I can't count to nine.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Mom knows I have a blog, but once I described it, she lost interest. :)
I'm just glad there isn't any #3 in the #2, or the square root of #4 in the tangent of the hypotenuse of #5 in a reverse correlation of the... wait, what was I talking about?

Sexnfries: LOL. Thank you! I think...

Marilyn: If he can't have a British accent, I'd also accept Scottish or Irish... Icelandic is also cool. Imagine having a boyfriend who sounds like Bjork.

MonkeyMan: It's hard to write replies with only nine words...

VE said...

It's not hard to reply with only nine words!

Janna said...

VE: Thanks for proving me wrong; hope you enjoyed it. :)