Thursday, May 13, 2010

Feels kinda crowded now, doesn't it?

What the creatures in your house are thinking right now:

1. Ant in the kitchen:
"I'm so glad they didn't put the caps back on those empty Pepsi bottles. Bon appetit!"

2. Dust mite on top of the computer:
"Seriously, MORE spam about male enhancement drugs? How much do these people need?"

3. Fly who lives in the litter box:
"Wow! This one tastes even better than the last one!"

4. Spider in the bedroom:
"Tonight I'll find out if they're REALLY scared of spiders..."

5. Imaginary monster in the closet:
"I really wish he hadn't named me Tiffany."
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9 comments:

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I really am scared of spiders. They're creepy. Literally, and figuratively. Interesting idea to give the scary things in your life silly names. Would it work, or would you just be scared silly?

Marilyn said...

Tiffany is a fine name... just silly when applied to the monster in the closet. Other names like that?

George, Richard, Brenda, Barbie, Greg, Sophie... I think the list is endless. I'm naming mine Pookie Face.

PattiKen said...

And you don't even want to know what the microbes living in the back of my refrigerator (on that mystery leftover)are saying.

Grace said...

that, my dear, was charming and funny...

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Dust mites can read?

Who knew?

Janna said...

MikeWJ: I agree that spiders aren't the greatest things to find, but I'd much rather find one of those than a giant millipede or centipede or a nest full of little wormlike snakes all writhing around. (*shudder*)

PattiKen: Oh, you mean Barbie and Bubbles? They're ok, but they said it's getting kind of crowded there lately.

Grace: Yay! I try!

Chris: I know, right? It shocked me too.

Janna said...

Marilyn: What would be funny is if you named it Andy, and Andy named it Marilyn.

Marla said...

Great. Now I'm hearing little voices...again.

Janna said...

Marla: Just ask them to help pay the bills, and they'll disappear. Fast.