Monday, April 19, 2010

Math Problem For Today

Assuming the evaporation of water remains constant and the speed of light changes at a rate of .045%, How many more bottles of lotion must Janna go through before the aliens finally contact her to let her know that her scaly dry left elbow is actually a result of being a human-Andromedan hybrid?
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7 comments:

PattiKen said...

Probably right after they contact me.

Marilyn said...

three more... or 144, depending on the type of drive their spaceship uses. I'm waiting to hear back from them on this.

Janna said...

PattiKen: Do you have scaly elbows too?

Marilyn: When you see them, ask them where they left my other sock.

PattiKen said...

Oh, yeah.

Janna said...

PattiKen: Maybe we're both from Jupiter and were separated at birth! This would actually explain a lot about my family....

Monkey Man said...

All I know is - the claw is my master.

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: Does he offer universal health coverage?