Math Problem For Today
Assuming the evaporation of water remains constant and the speed of light changes at a rate of .045%, How many more bottles of lotion must Janna go through before the aliens finally contact her to let her know that her scaly dry left elbow is actually a result of being a human-Andromedan hybrid?
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Probably right after they contact me.
three more... or 144, depending on the type of drive their spaceship uses. I'm waiting to hear back from them on this.
PattiKen: Do you have scaly elbows too?
Marilyn: When you see them, ask them where they left my other sock.
Oh, yeah.
PattiKen: Maybe we're both from Jupiter and were separated at birth! This would actually explain a lot about my family....
All I know is - the claw is my master.
MonkeyMan: Does he offer universal health coverage?
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