Seven Ways To Use A Grapefruit
1. The secret weapon in a snowball fight
2. Put it in your bra to make it look like you grew a third boob overnight
3. Hang it from a large pole as a warning to other citrus fruit
4. Thread it on a really big rope and offer it as a necklace for your favorite giant
5. Throw it at someone who persists in singing off-key
6. Sell it for $5,000.00 to someone starving in the desert
7. Draw a face on it, name it Herman, and explain to Herman why you're still sad that Pluto isn't a planet anymore.
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5 comments:
Very cool, I'll try out the bra trick, er, um.
"Draw a face on it, name it Herman, and explain to Herman why you're still sad that Pluto isn't a planet anymore."
That is the second-funniest thing I've seen in several months, Janna. I don't say that to make you feel bad -- you had some stiff competition.
You could give it to someone who takes heart medication, watch him have a violent reaction and die and then walk away. Who'd believe you would kill someone with a grapefruit?
Mik: Good luck with that!
MikeWJ: Second place? That's ok... silver medalists are loved too. (Right?)
(.... ...right?)
Kathcom: Wow, really? (!!)
Spam guy who I deleted: Go outside and get some fresh air.
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