Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Seven Ways To Use A Grapefruit

1. The secret weapon in a snowball fight

2. Put it in your bra to make it look like you grew a third boob overnight

3. Hang it from a large pole as a warning to other citrus fruit

4. Thread it on a really big rope and offer it as a necklace for your favorite giant

5. Throw it at someone who persists in singing off-key

6. Sell it for $5,000.00 to someone starving in the desert

7. Draw a face on it, name it Herman, and explain to Herman why you're still sad that Pluto isn't a planet anymore.
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5 comments:

Mik said...

Very cool, I'll try out the bra trick, er, um.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

"Draw a face on it, name it Herman, and explain to Herman why you're still sad that Pluto isn't a planet anymore."

That is the second-funniest thing I've seen in several months, Janna. I don't say that to make you feel bad -- you had some stiff competition.

kathcom said...

You could give it to someone who takes heart medication, watch him have a violent reaction and die and then walk away. Who'd believe you would kill someone with a grapefruit?

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Janna said...

Mik: Good luck with that!

MikeWJ: Second place? That's ok... silver medalists are loved too. (Right?)
(.... ...right?)

Kathcom: Wow, really? (!!)

Spam guy who I deleted: Go outside and get some fresh air.