Friday, March 26, 2010

Here, have some pepper...

Five Times When It Would Be Bad To Sneeze:

1. Job interview with a boss who's a germaphobe

2. Preparing sushi for loved ones

3. De-fusing a bomb

4. Trying to hold in a fart while standing in line at the bank

5. When you just spent twenty minutes sweeping up confetti and almost have it all in the dustpan.....

17 comments:

Brian Miller said...

yea that confetti is a pain...the bank may deserve it though...fees...nice 55.

mine is up!

Susan said...

I love this 55. I needed the laugh!

I’m up right HERE

Yvonne said...

A very creative 55!!
But in the bank I'd just let it rip.

I'm up!

G-Man said...

Janna....
You so funny!!
I'd LOVE to sneeze on Howie Mandel!
Excellent 55 My Dear.
Thanks again for always bringing smiles.
You are like a Serta Perfect Sleeper...On an endless Sea of Thumb Tacks.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

PattiKen said...

Yeah, the bank probably deserves it. Fuuny 55!

I’m up here.

Stan Ski said...

Standing in line anywhere, I wouldn't hold back.

Hootin' Anni said...

#4...would actually turn into #2 if you had beans the night before. Just saying. LOLOLOL

This is my 55 this week!

[if you decide to stop by, scroll down below my Show n tell, as always, to find my FF55]

Have a glorious weekend.

Mona said...

LOL! I agree :D

Mama Zen said...

Was that you in front of me at the bank?

Jessie said...

creatively funny!!!

Monkey Man said...

Funny as always. My 55 is HERE .

Mojo said...

Seems to me like 3 and 4 might be easily confused with each other.

Marilyn said...

I hate when #3 happens.

John's comments said...

That's funny. Here's my rather gory tale

Buzzard said...

That is funny shit, I don't care who you are.

hope said...

You get the award for FUNNY this week!

Janna said...

Brian: You're right... Good point. I hate fees! :)

Susan: Glad you found a laugh. :)

Yvonne: LOL! That would make a great video. :o

G-Man: Thumb tacks?! Wow! An endless sea, no less...

PattiKen: I've had some banks in the past that have definitely deserved it. :o

Quilly: Very true!

StanSki: Excellent! I'll make sure to avoid standing in line behind you. :)

Hootin'Anni: Note to self... eat three cans of baked beans before next trip to bank...

Mona: Good! :)

MamaZen: LOL... I can neither confirm nor deny...

Jessie: Whew!

MonkeyMan: Thanks for the visit! :)

Mojo: It's awfully hard to defuse those things!

Marilyn: Especially when I don't even get paid for it.

John's Comments: Welcome; thanks for visiting!

Buzzard: I hope that's a good thing. :)

Hope: Yaaaay! :)