Thursday, March 25, 2010

By the way, your remote needs new batteries

Things that are NOT in the trunk of my car
(as far as you know)

1. Tuna Casserole
2. Oprah
3. Your TV remote
4. 30-foot python
5. Hungry raccoons named Bert and Ernie
6. My dignity
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P.S. The raccoons are hungry because Oprah already ate the tuna casserole.
Here's hoping they can outrun the python.
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8 comments:

ハリソン said...

you knowマンベアピグ?
it's manbearpig!!

Marilyn said...

My other wool sock? Could you check? I love that sock.

PattiKen said...

OK, maybe not the remote, but I KNOW you've got my Easy Bake Oven. I've been wondering for years (well, OK, for decades) where that oven went!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I'm glad you don't have any of that crap in your trunk. Nobody needs extra junk in their trunk. I would be funny, though, to see what would happen if you put Oprah in a trunk with a tuna casserole and two hungry raccoons named Bert and Ernie.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

P.S. -- You gotta love manbearpig's website. If you can read Japanese, or whatever. I can't. Nice of him to leave a comment, though.

Janna said...

ハリソン: My apologies for not being able to read Japanese. I can't tell if you're spam or not.

Marilyn: Was it black with a lot of orange cat hair on it?

PattiKen: Ooooh, I used to have one of those, and I hardly ever got to use it! In fact, I don't remember EVER using it... which is kinda sad. Now I'm craving little cakes the size of a petri dish.

MikeWJ: Maybe she'll have time to give that a try after she retires in 2011 or 2012 or whenever. Hopefully Bert and Ernie won't be roadkill by then.

MikeWJ: I know. I kinda want to delete it, but I can't be positive it's spam... though I'm almost positive. And yet I don't want to make any Japanese people sad. They're so polite, and they must be sad enough already, what with eating all that raw fish. And don't even get me started on the natto.

Travis said...

Wait...how did you know that my remote needs batteries? The silly thing needs AAA, and I don't have any and haven't been able to go get them.

Marilyn said...

No it was maroon and gray striped.