Thursday, March 11, 2010

Be sure to unwrap them before you put them in the microwave

Things that might be more appealing if they were wrapped in colorful decorative foil:

1. Flu vaccines
2. Lima beans
3. Reptiles
4. Trigonometry textbooks
5. Potholes
6. Politicians
7. Tofu
8. Restraining orders
9. Toddlers
10. Taxes
11. Liver
12. Martha Stewart
13. Compost
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5 comments:

Akannie said...

You totally forgot....dog farts.

PattiKen said...

I'm sure colorful decorative foil would help make most of the items on your list more palatable (I'm not so sure about "appealing"), but politicians? Not so much.

As always, I love it!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Can recommend a good source for colorful tin foil? Because there are sooooo many things I need to wrap right now!

Anonymous said...

Celery wouldn't be good no matter what you wrapped it in. Ever.

Janna said...

Akannie: Those are really hard to wrap!

Marla: That's hard to wrap too! Especially if it's on one of those big 21-inch screens...

PattiKen: Politicians need a LOT of foil.

MikeWJ: If all else fails, you can always buy a roll of aluminum foil and a can of spray paint!

Sharonheg: I feel the same way about onions and zucchini!