Thursday, February 11, 2010

I don't think insurance covers subdings

HANGLONS: They're sort of like Klingons but they really enjoy hang gliding.

SPORITE: New beverage! Sprite, now with carbonated bacterial spores!

PADFOCK: A padlock with Tourette's Syndrome.

MOLDST: Thou shouldst not eat old leftovers with moldst on them.

KIESSES: If you gieve me kiesses be sure to eat a breath mient beforehand.

ANCHOO: Gesundheit.

SLYSTST: Someone with a stutter, trying to say "sliced".

SUBDINGS: (1) Really low bell tones (2) Dents in your car made by contact with a really big five-dollar-footlong

MACAR: MaCar needs an oil change but MaWallet is empty.

ASISMOO: When you buy a cow "As Is".

INGADA: Didn't Iron Butterfly sing this, back in the 60's?

ANONESS: An anonymous monster in a Scottish lake.

WAYVET: The ded fissh wont stink too bad unttil yu wayvet in frunt of their nozes.
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7 comments:

Grace said...

I didn't get past "padfock" - oh that one is just too good! I'll go back and read the rest now, once I stop laughing

Grace said...

Okay - I went back and read the rest - these are the funniest and most clever ones you have EVER done - bloody brilliant!

Nessa said...

You are a wording wizard.

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Janna said...

Grace: Yay! I'm glad you liked it. :) I think my favorites are Hanglons, Sporite, and Padfock. :)

Nessa: Or just a creepy lady with lots of time on her hands. Either way, I'll take it. :) Thanks!

Uncivil said...

You do know what Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons!
Now I've got to worry about Hanglons?

Nishant said...

my favorites are Hanglons

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Janna said...

Uncivil: Hanglons are even worse, because their uniforms are really sticky.

Nishant: That's one of my favorites too. :)