Finally, a use for celery
Things I have chosen to believe this week:
1. Wind chill comes from snowman farts.
2. Hot chocolate has no calories as long as you wave a piece of celery over it a few times.
3. Most people at Wal-Mart are certifiably insane and so are their kids.
4. Every time someone actually eats tofu, a teenager gets acne.
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25 comments:
One of those I know is true.
And I believe that you are One Creatively Clever Classic Commedienne!!
Well done Janna.
Thank You for this fantastic bit of Whimsy.
You are like a Mack Truck of Brilliance , barreling down a highway littered with idiots!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End.
G-Daddy
Alice: I KNOW the one about Wal-Mart is true. :)
G-Man: I sometimes resemble a Mack truck, in that I give off a lot of exhaust (depending on what I ate for dinner).
Now I feel guilty for eating tofu ;)
I’m up right HERE
Very clever 55! Thank God I never ate tofu or shopped at Walmart (okay once). I thought celery was only grown to garnish Bloody Marys! :o)
You are a true Goddess of "my kinda humor". Love you, kid. My 55 is HERE.
Hiya, delurking to send you a link to a Rodney Carrington stand up bit on you tube about Walmart. It"s priceless and hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSg7PbL8yDg&feature=PlayList&p=958EDCD3F77373F7&index=28
Enjoy!
I don't like to think about snowmen farting. That's gross.
Ooops that link didn't work. Anyway its on You Tube if ya wanna check it out.
I like the use for celery, I'll have to give that a go... And though I like tofu, putting it in everything?!
My 55 is here
I bet the celery even zaps more calories if you use it as a hot chocolate stirer like you do in a Bloody Mary.
Great weight watching tip.
Love, LOVE this. Snowman farts, insane children and the magic of celery. What could be more fulfilling that this?----Oh ya, tofu!!
My 55 "I Want No Flowers on My Grave".
[scroll below my show n tell as always]
Happy Valentine's Day Weekend!
that would be about the only thing i would use celery for...thanks for the chuckles...fun 55.
mine is up!
I actually have a Wal-Mart phobia. It's true...I've sought counseling. Maybe all I need is celery :)
Thank you for the giggles, though I don't believe the tofu bit!
I'm up here:
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Frosty took a huge dump on the east coast. He must have been farting too becasue it was windy and cold. LOL
Great 55!
I like celery - I've actually been craving celery these past few days - the nice cool crunch...
Thanks for the laughter, Janna, on a foggy morning in my universe. Mine's up too.
this is like ticking the correct answer to a multiple choice question. The Walmart one is true! :)
But, were those poor people certifiably insane before they spent time in Wal-Mart with their kids?
Ha ha ha.
I truly enjoy that.
Like the way you think.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
and
GONG XI FA CAI!
(means WISHING YOU PROSPERITY! in Mandarin, Chinese)
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shakira
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Susan: It's ok. Hopefully you can blame it on other tofu-vores in the same area. :)
TallKay: I've never had a Bloody Mary but I do like tomato juice with tabasco sauce in it. So I've at least got a couple of the ingredients covered!
MonkeyMan: Yay! :)
Cathy: LOL! That IS funny. And true!
MikeWJ: Heeyyyy, wait.... who are you and what have you done with Mike?
Cathy: It's ok. I just copied and pasted it into the browser window and it worked. :)
PeterStone: I don't think I've ever had tofu, though it might have unknowingly crossed my lips in a Chinese restaurant or two. I hear it takes on the flavor of the surrounding ingredients, so in theory it might not be bad. I'm just squeamish about the whole "soybean curd" thing.
Ronda: What a great idea!
Hootin'Anni: It's better than insane snowmen and child-farts, at least! :)
BrianMiller: It's not bad once in awhile in salads and stir fries. :) I never got into the whole idea of putting peanut butter on a celery stalk, though I have tried it a couple times just to see what it was like.
ChefKar: LOL! I'm not entirely fond of Wal-Mart either, though once in a great while I force myself to go if I really need something. I hate the parking, though. And the crowds. And the hugeness which requires a vast trek from one end to the other. Bah. :)
RealLiveMan: Be careful not to slip in any of the piles!
Grace: See my reply to Brian... I do like celery once in awhile, in salads and stir fries. I have to be in the mood for it. When I'm not in the mood for it, the stringy bits kinda gross me out. I have to admit though, a stir-fry is starting to sound good...
EnchantedOak: Thank you for visiting on a foggy morning! :)
Mona: LOL! Any (or all) of them could be true, but if I had to choose just one, I agree with you-- definitely the Wal-Mart one. :)
MamaZen: Interesting point!
ShAKirA CHOONG: Thanks for visiting! Have a good weekend. :)
1. I thought there was a faint oder in the air.
2. Good to know.
3. Already knew that one.
4. Don't touch it.
Purdie Pyrate
People actually eat tofu! Dang I thought you just cemented brick walls with the stuff.
Oh, I love this! You have a wonderfully quirky sense of humor!
Nessa: It seems like most people were already aware of #3. Glad to hear I'm not the only one who's noticed. :)
Mik: It's versatile! :)
PattiKen: Thank you! I try.
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