Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Combination Stains I Have Never Had On My Pants

1. Mustard and Motor Oil
2. Cherry Kool-Aid and Pond Algae
3. Melted Blue Crayon and Ketchup
4. Wet Compost and Strawberry Soda
5. Italian Dressing and Transmission Fluid
6. Gold Nail Polish and Chocolate Syrup
7. Taco Sauce and White-Out
8. Antifreeze and French Fry Grease


Marla said...

Really? Never??

I have had #1, 2, 3 and 7. I'm pretty sure it comes from living on a farm and having seven kids.

Either that....or I am a real slob.

Anonymous said...

I've had 1, 5 & 8 and you can include BBQ sauce in that :P

Also antifreeze and coffee( or was that "drank out of the same mug" and not a stain...? )

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I actually had to think about these stains for a while. The only one I'm sure about is gold fingernail polish and chocolate syrup. Gold paint might qualify me, though. I'm stain prone.

Janna said...

Marla: Wow! I'm impressed! :)

Subby: Generally not a good idea to drink antifreeze, even if it is the sweet hickory BBQ kind.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: You're sure you HAVE had that stain, or sure you HAVEN'T? Now I'm curious. If you have any gold nail polish laying around, I'll do your toenails... deal?

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Oh, sorry, I left out some words. I do that all the time because my brain works faster than my fingers. Or maybe I'm just stupid.
Anyway, I think I might have had all these stains except for the fingernail polish and chocolate syrup. I'm sure I haven't had THAT one, unless you count gold paint. Then I might've had it.

By the way, I believe this now qualifies as the least significant conversation I've ever had. And strangely, I'm enjoying it.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Sometimes the least significant conversations are the best ones. There's less pressure that way.