Friday, February 19, 2010

And the tofu never leaves its dirty underwear on the bathroom floor

Hallmark card we still haven't seen:

"I miss you more than a vegetarian misses a bacon double cheeseburger. Unless it's someone who really LOVES being a vegetarian... in which case I might not actually miss you that much at all. Come to think of it, the place does smell a lot better since you left."

31 comments:

SandyCarlson said...

That made me smile. Better to be a real vegetarian!

G-Man said...

Say what you want about vedge heads, their farts are the WORST!!
Excellent 55 My Dear..
You are like a smoldering stick of Patchouly incense, in a basement full of unemptied kitty litter boxes!
You ARE The Jannaverse, and you do ROCK!!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G-Daddy

Janna said...

Sandy: Probably! :)

G-Man: Farts and unemptied kitty litter boxes? Heyyy, wait a minute, have you been sneaking into my house again?

Brian Miller said...

lol. funny 55. you could probably sell a few of these cards...

my 55 is up!

Peter Stone said...

Loved the tofu comment, and very funny 55, now we just need the illustration to go with the Hallmark card :)

Janna said...

Brian Miller: I could call it "Janmark: When you care enough to buy a bunch of cards and help Janna pay her bills."

Peter Stone: Yes! A picture could definitely say 1000 words. Which would make a grand total of 1055. :)

Alice Audrey said...

Such a practical vegetarian. Me, I'll take the meat.

nipsy said...

That made me smile...Get that copyright soon!!

Janna said...

Alice: I'm usually the carnivorous type myself. :) This week I'm trying vegetarianism for no particular reason, but first thing on Monday I'm going right back to the world of meeeaaat. :)

Janna said...

Nipsy: I'll do my best! :)

Buzzard said...

Your right Janna, they are very much alike. Great minds think alike!

Monkey Man said...

Boy humor. Cool. My 55 will be HERE after Midnight Pacific Time. Come see what's up.

smarmoofus said...

Ouch! I love this!

-smarmoofus

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Vegetarians make no sense to me at all.

Thanks for the chuckle!

Akannie said...

LOL>..good 55 Jannannannanna.

Larry said...

cool 55 I look forward to reading you every week I'm up also just follow the link below.


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Hootin' Anni said...

This is great. But, for some reason I have now a hankering for a bacon cheeseburger.

TIGER TEARS is my 55 this week.

otin said...

The comments were as amusing as the 55! I will buy a card to help you pay your bills! LOL

Susan said...

well, when a man is around you have to tolerate at least a little "meat" ;) LOL Very funny 55!

I'm up right HERE

Sherry said...

When I was a vegetarian I was less smelly!!

Chef Kar said...

Definitely haven't seen that one on a Hallmark card! Funny Janna!

I'm up here:

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Alan W. Davidson said...

Ha! Loved it. Just a touch of melancholy, with the harsh slap of reality at the end...

Enchanted Oak said...

You're sly and funny. You ARE a breath of fresh air in a kitty-box world.
Mine's up.

Dulce said...

HEe hee
this is gorgeous!

ShAKirA CHOONG said...

Really wonderfully executed.
I would surely buy that card.

G- Man is right about veggies.
It is how the body works.

hugs
shakira

PattiKen said...

Very funny! Have you considered a new career in greeting cards???

Quilldancer said...

Hmmmm, that's a PPP claim sentence if I've ever seen one! If you didn't get this there, you must write them for PPP!

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Janna said...

Buzzard: Yay! :) Thanks for visiting! :)

MonkeyMan: Boy humor is better than girl humor because it usually involves lots of farts. What would life be without farts? The air freshener companies might have to go out of business. And whatever company makes Beano.

Smarmoofus: Glad you liked it, even with the added ouch. :)

Chris@Knucklehead: I understand them a little better than I used to, but I still love the deliciousness of a giant pizza with all the meats on it. :) And bacon double cheeseburgers. And BBQ ribs. And steak tacos. And...

Akannie: LOL... "Jannannannanna"? Are you undergoing an earthquake, or is your washer on the spin cycle? :)

Larry: You're welcome. Thank you for visiting!

Hootin'Anni: Me too! As soon as this vegetarian week is over, I fully plan to have a bacon cheeseburger, among other things! :)

Otin: Excellent! Please buy the extra-giant one made of gold. It costs $129.99. I take checks and cash. Especially cash.

Susan: What's odd is that most of the vegetarians I've known are guys!

Sherry: LOL! I'm so glad! :)

ChefKar: If you ever see it in a store, buy about 100 of them!

Alan W. Davidson: Isn't it odd how most touches of reality end up being harsh slaps?

EnchantedOak: That reminds me... I need to scoop out the litter box. I might also need a mint.

Dulce: Thank you!

ShAKirA CHOONG: Really? That explains a lot, actually... Like the uber-gas I have today during my fifth day of temporary vegetarianism. Don't ask.

PattiKen: I wish!

Quilldancer: PPP? PayPerPost? I used to do that on my other blogs, but stopped. I remember having to write one of those disclaimer things, though! Is that what you meant?

Mona said...

that is funny :D

Mona said...

that is funny :D

Janna said...

Mona: Doubly funny, even! :) I'm so glad! Thanks again for visiting. :)