Things I plan do to in 2010
1. Change my socks at least once
2. Eat a cheeseburger
3. Avoid becoming a mime
4. Feed my cats so they don't try nibbling on me while I sleep
5. Continue my lifelong goal of never eating a possum
6. Talk to people on the radio who can't hear me anyway
7. Drink enough tea to fill my bladder at least 100 times
8. Sleep.
9. Press the "snooze" button a lot
10. Lose eight trillion pounds, give or take a billion
11. Daydream about living in a state that doesn't have ice storms
12. Wear something which doesn't make people point and gasp in horror
13. Remember how much I hate beets
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8 comments:
I don't think you'll have a problem with most of your list, especially avoiding beets, which are truly horrible and should be banned by the American government. But be careful when it comes to that mime thing. It has a way of sneaking up on you. *Oh no! Now I'm trapped in an invisible box! Look how my hands are pressing up against the invisible walls!*
Mmmmmmm....possum and beeeeets! What?
MikeWJ: This isn't white makeup, I swear... I just had a bunch of powdered donuts, that's all... really...
Subby: I would almost rather starve. :)
Sorry kiddo but my Pop grew up in the Catskill mountains of New York. If it wandered into th' yard...it was dinner, heh, heh. I do prefer venison and bear over possum tho'and at least we knew the meat was fresh. WHAT??
5. Continue my lifelong goal of never eating a possum
You might want to avoid moving to Oklahoma. Just saying...
Subby: I'd gladly send you all the things that wander into my yard, but the postage would get to be too much. Especially for the snowmobiles.
Marla: Ah! Thanks for the tip! :)
It's good to set achievable goals. LOL!
Travis: Exactly! I've already achieved more than half of them! :)
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