Friday, January 15, 2010

Also, please feed us more treats

Advice from my cats:
1) Always poop in the box. Well, usually. Maybe.
2) Purr when you're petted, so people know they're doing it right.
3) There is no such thing as too much sleep. Go on. Try it.
4) Don't be afraid to act crazy for no reason.
5) You might be spayed/neutered, but you can still dream.
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17 comments:

G-Man said...

I have two cats Janna...
I've heard this diatribe..Hehehe
Excellent 55 My Dear.
You'd make a Great Teacher.
You do Michigan very proud!
Thanks for always playing so well, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G
Wait, my weekly smoke up your ass.
Janna...You are a Corvette ZR-6, on a highway full of Dodge Neons!

smarmoofus said...

It's true! There really is no such thing as too much sleep! And I love #4. Love it a lot.

Great job!
-smarmoofus

Alice Audrey said...

First rate kitty advice. I'll give the sleep thing a try right now.

Monkey Man said...

So cat. My 55 is here.

Janna said...

G-Man: Weekly smoke, huh? I was wondering what that draft was... ;o

Smarmoofus: #4 is good advice for life in general, I think. :)

Alice: Me too! Good night! :)

MonkeyMan: Can monkeys learn to speak cat?

Susan Anderson said...

All great tidbits from the cats, but #3 is my favorite and oh so true. Thanks for visiting mine!

Hootin' Anni said...

The cat lover that I am [I've had many and have two with me at home now] ---I must say this 55 is absolutely PURRfect!!

My FF55 is fiction to some, but to others not so. It's...

HERE

[scroll down below my pencils sketches to find "The Shaft-a"]

Brian Miller said...

wonderful list. my cat would add...when you are done, let them know with your claws...lol. fun 55.

mine is up!

sheila said...

OMG, that last line was HYSTERICAL! Love this!

Grace said...

Purr-fect advice

Susan at Stony River said...

5 made me laugh out loud!! But hey, come to think of it, those are excellent words to live by...

hmmm...anyhoo LOL my 55 is up too, over here.

clean and crazy said...

this is awesome, i once had a kitten who thought if they tried hard enough they could walk on the walls!! he would jump up and claw all the way down trying to grip the wall, several times a day!! cats rule!!

Janna said...

SusanAnderson: I think my favorites are 3 and 4. :)

Hootin'Anni: Glad you approve! :)

BrianMiller: Yes! That sounds like catly advice too. :)

Sheila: My girl cat is spayed, my boy cat is neutered, and they are both dreaming even as we speak. :)

Grace: I try!

Susan: I try to live by them every day. Which is why people look at me strangely sometimes.

CleanAndCrazy: Yay! Cats DO rule! :)

Mama Zen said...

This is hilarious and true!

Dr.John said...

Another reason I don't have a cat. They make rules.
Great 55

Fandango said...

We dragons find cats vey, very tasty.
But we still liked your 55.

Janna said...

MamaZen: Very true! :)

Dr.John: It's ok. We take turns following each other's rules. (Though most of the time when they follow mine, it's by accident.)

Fandango: Are they like hors d'ouvres? Do you arrange them on a little platter with parsley on the side?