Never mind true love; there should be more songs about wingst
WINGST: The angst you feel when someone just ate the last barbecue chicken wing.
KICULA: Dracula's nephew who is on the soccer team.
PROUT: When you're too proud to admit you're wrong so you just sit and pout instead.
GLEWS: Evry time he buyz that sooper glew, he glews hiz fingrtipz togethr.
GRANE: I sat down on the beach and now there are a zillion granes of sand in my shorts.
CHIPA: After the taste test was over, I liked ChipA better than ChipB.
PREGAL: Some combination of Regal, Pregnant, AND Legal.
ANTIG: A giant who is all mixed up.
SOURBS: The only thing worse than BS is Sour BS.
SOSEDNES: When you try to send an SOS by e-mail but somehow it all comes out backwards.
FLANTRAT: I have no idea what this means but I've had a lot of fun saying it over and over and over again.
SALFI: Failing at spelling the word "Fails".
REDNE: Someone who is mostly a redneck but not quite all the way yet.
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4 comments:
I was going to leave a funny comment about wingst (you know how I feel about BBQ), but I was afraid it would sound like sourbs. Now I'm just sitting here prouting. And my wife is pregal again, too.
Flantrat forever!
I think I qualify as redne.
These are very clever.
MikeWJ: I wonder if flantrats would be good with BBQ sauce. Maybe if you marinate them first.
Marilyn: Me too!
Nessa: I try! :)
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