Thursday, January 21, 2010

Never mind true love; there should be more songs about wingst

WINGST: The angst you feel when someone just ate the last barbecue chicken wing.

KICULA: Dracula's nephew who is on the soccer team.

PROUT: When you're too proud to admit you're wrong so you just sit and pout instead.

GLEWS: Evry time he buyz that sooper glew, he glews hiz fingrtipz togethr.

GRANE: I sat down on the beach and now there are a zillion granes of sand in my shorts.

CHIPA: After the taste test was over, I liked ChipA better than ChipB.

PREGAL: Some combination of Regal, Pregnant, AND Legal.

ANTIG: A giant who is all mixed up.

SOURBS: The only thing worse than BS is Sour BS.

SOSEDNES: When you try to send an SOS by e-mail but somehow it all comes out backwards.

FLANTRAT: I have no idea what this means but I've had a lot of fun saying it over and over and over again.

SALFI: Failing at spelling the word "Fails".

REDNE: Someone who is mostly a redneck but not quite all the way yet.


MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I was going to leave a funny comment about wingst (you know how I feel about BBQ), but I was afraid it would sound like sourbs. Now I'm just sitting here prouting. And my wife is pregal again, too.

Flantrat forever!

Marilyn said...

I think I qualify as redne.

Nessa said...

These are very clever.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: I wonder if flantrats would be good with BBQ sauce. Maybe if you marinate them first.

Marilyn: Me too!

Nessa: I try! :)