Friday, December 11, 2009

This post is brought to you by the Letter F, and the number 55

The hairy blue monster chased me across the eight lane highway.

"I will kill you for eating my cookies!" He bellowed.

I leaped over the roadkill which was once a purple dinosaur. Japanese anime characters began raining down from above.

In resignation, I cried: "This is the last time I eat cheesecake right before bedtime."
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27 comments:

Larry said...

Sends me back to the days of when I was young my mama always told me no cheesecake before bedtime. Thanks to you I now know what she meant. LOL cookie monster has always been kinda mean to Ya know..
Thanks for visiting This Blog Of Mine. I look forward to reading you again next week..
Larry.

Janna said...

Larry: Rumor has it that deep-dish pizza will produce the same results, especially if it has anchovies.

big Jenn said...

Chocolate at bedtime produces some seriously weird dreams too. Cool 55. Mines up.
PS. I lurk on your blog but don't comment.(?) I'll start though because I think you're hilarious!jeNN

ivan@creativewriting.ca said...

Love it. And nice turnover. Heh.

G-Man said...

Janna's got a lurker
Janna's got a lurker!!!
And you are hilarious, and you are talented, and you are The Queen of the Jannaverse.
Excellent nightmarish 55 My Dear!
Have a Swell Week-End...G

Monkey Man said...

Sweet dreams, huh. Great 55. My 55 is Lost. Wait. HERE it is.

Hootin' Anni said...

Cool!! Purple dinosaur...roadkill....keep eating that cheescake, we'll get rid of 'em all. [kidding!]


My 55 is all the "F WORDS" this week. Here it is...don't be alarmed tho...trust me

Brian Miller said...

lol. but the cheese cake is so good! hope you get a little sleep after that one. nice 55.

mine is up!

Roxy said...

I loveeeeee cheesecake, Hmmmm, now that is why I have those weird dreams, hahahaha!!!! Flavorful 55!

Mojo said...

Cheesecake? Cookies? Yeah, it really is the season innit?

PS: I'm starting to think there's some validity in your theory that every day is Monday in disguise. It has been this month at least.

Linda - Nickers and Ink said...

Too funny!

Thanks for stopping by. ;-)

Linda

PILLOW STEALERS – STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

enchantedoak said...

What is it about those sweets that they turn into monsters?
Mine's about cookies today, too.

Nessa said...

Very funny dream 55. Sounds like some of mine. I best lay off the cheesecake, too.

Flash Dancing

Wavemancali said...

Hey Janna,

Since you seem to enjoy flash fiction, there is a site that I go to that does the occasional contest with a slightly higher word limit (250). He does a twist, he has a picture that he posts that is supposed to inspire your story.

He's having one next month, at
http://clarityofnight.blogspot.com

I always have a blast entering. I've never won, but I did garner an honorable mention once. Good luck if you decide to enter. You can see all the past contests and entries at his site.

VE said...

Of course this is all based on the premise that you wake up from your dreams...

Alice Audrey said...

Oh! Just a dream. Whewh! I thought it was Black Friday at WalMart.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I love cheesecake. With I owned a cheesecake factory.

Susan at Stony River said...

Nightmares wouldn't stop ME from eating cheesecake LOL but I LOVED this!

Susan at Stony River said...

Nightmares wouldn't stop ME from eating cheesecake LOL but I LOVED this!

Janna said...

bigJenn: Thank you for lurking AND for commenting. :)

Ivan: Now I'm craving cherry turnovers...

G-Man: Yay! Wait... if I'm the Queen, shouldn't someone else be vacuuming my carpet and scooping the litter box?

MonkeyMan: Sweet indeed! Especially if it's the chocolate cherry black forest kind. :)

HootinAnni: I think that's my favorite part, discovering that Barney is now roadkill. :)

BrianMiller: Cheesecake is indeed scrumptious. Almost worth staying up for. :)

Roxy: Weird dreams make good blogging material!

Mojo: My theory has been tested and proven many times. Scary, isn't it?

Linda: I love the name "Nickers and Ink" because it makes me think of "Knickers" and ink, which sounds like someone's drawing pictures on a pair of underwear. Not that I've ever done that. At least not recently. Well...

EnchantedOak: Cookies are delightful AND portable. :)

Nessa: It's worth the freaky dreams. I say just go ahead. :)

Wavemancali: What a neat idea!

VE: Why? What are you planning? Is there something I should know? What have you heard? Hey... I feel funny...

Alice: LOL! Good point; it could have been that too!

MikeWJ: If you did, I would hope that you'd offer free cheesecake to any bloggers in Michigan whose name started with a "J"...

Susan: They apparently don't stop me either! :)

Dr.John said...

How come I never get good nightmares like that?
Great 55

Janna said...

Dr.John: Try putting some cherry topping on the cheesecake. Or maybe try some of that dark chocolate New York style. If that doesn't make you dream about freaky things, nothing will.

Fandango said...

Funny we get that nightmare from eating Magic Parrot Soup at night.
Great 55

♥ Boomer ♥ said...

HILARIOUS!!! ♥♥♥

Janna said...

Fandango: I like mine with magic saltines.

Boomer: Yay! :)

MIke Kilgore said...

Too much public television and cheesecake before bed? A deadly combination! Thanks for stopping by!

Janna said...

MikeKilgore: The worst part was when Big Bird kept making me do pushups...