Thirteen things the letters PLOP could stand for
1. Parrots Like Old People
2. Prices Lowered? Oh, Please...
3. Pizza Left Outside? Putrid!
4. Poop Loudly Over Pennsylvania
5. Precociously Learning Oriental Proverbs
6. Panther, Leopard, Ocelot, Puma
7. Preschoolers Lick Ordinary Paste
8. People Loathe Obstinate Proctologists
9. Passing Lane! (Oops... Police)
10. Prague, Lima, Oslo, Paris
11. Proudly Leading Outlandish Poodles
12. Purposefully Leaping Off Precipice
13. Proud Loud Ornery Passenger
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10 comments:
I always assumed parrots hate old people. Because they know they will outlive them and that causes parrot depression.
Prolapsed Labia Organize Protest
Poop Landed On People (dedicated to your mom and her seagulls)
Pope Likes Opie's Poems
Pop Loses Only Pomade
Please Leave Oxen Prepared
Pelosi Loathes our Populace
Pickles, Lettuce, Onions, Peppers
Antelope: Ahh.... so maybe it should be "Parrots LOATHE Old People" instead...
MikeWJ: I'm sure mom will be honored by your thoughtfulness. :)
Uncivil: Dude, you and Nancy really need to set a date for the steel cage match. If nothing else, it will make great TV.
Marilyn: Papaya, Lemon, Orange, Pomegranate! :)
Oh, I see how it is, Janna. Fine. :)
Avitable:
Probably Leo's Otter Popped
Permanent Listerine, Omniscient Peppermint
Pretty Ladies Ogled Platinum
Avitable: Possible excuses for missing you the first time:
1. Needed extra time to think of the acronyms
2. Wanted to torment you because you never sent me any strawberry whoppers
3. Felt you needed your own personal spot separate from the others
4. I'm tired and my brain is currently operating at 32% of its maximum efficiency.
(Feel free to mix and match).
Your choices are acceptable. :)
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