Thursday, November 5, 2009

Thirteen things the letters PLOP could stand for

1. Parrots Like Old People
2. Prices Lowered? Oh, Please...
3. Pizza Left Outside? Putrid!
4. Poop Loudly Over Pennsylvania
5. Precociously Learning Oriental Proverbs
6. Panther, Leopard, Ocelot, Puma
7. Preschoolers Lick Ordinary Paste
8. People Loathe Obstinate Proctologists
9. Passing Lane! (Oops... Police)
10. Prague, Lima, Oslo, Paris
11. Proudly Leading Outlandish Poodles
12. Purposefully Leaping Off Precipice
13. Proud Loud Ornery Passenger


Antelope said...

I always assumed parrots hate old people. Because they know they will outlive them and that causes parrot depression.

Avitable said...

Prolapsed Labia Organize Protest

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Poop Landed On People (dedicated to your mom and her seagulls)

Pope Likes Opie's Poems

Pop Loses Only Pomade

Please Leave Oxen Prepared

Uncivil said...

Pelosi Loathes our Populace

Marilyn said...

Pickles, Lettuce, Onions, Peppers

Janna said...

Antelope: Ahh.... so maybe it should be "Parrots LOATHE Old People" instead...

MikeWJ: I'm sure mom will be honored by your thoughtfulness. :)

Uncivil: Dude, you and Nancy really need to set a date for the steel cage match. If nothing else, it will make great TV.

Marilyn: Papaya, Lemon, Orange, Pomegranate! :)

Avitable said...

Oh, I see how it is, Janna. Fine. :)

Janna said...

Probably Leo's Otter Popped
Permanent Listerine, Omniscient Peppermint
Pretty Ladies Ogled Platinum

Janna said...

Avitable: Possible excuses for missing you the first time:
1. Needed extra time to think of the acronyms
2. Wanted to torment you because you never sent me any strawberry whoppers
3. Felt you needed your own personal spot separate from the others
4. I'm tired and my brain is currently operating at 32% of its maximum efficiency.

(Feel free to mix and match).

Avitable said...

Your choices are acceptable. :)