No wonder I couldn't find it
Bria
n laid quietly in hospital room 408, halfheartedly listening to the guy in the other bed.
"I realize now that time is precious," the guy said. "I've learned that I need to slow down and enjoy life. What about you?"
"I've learned," Brian sighed, "that there are some places pine cones just do not belong."
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28 comments:
ouch. painful 55, just imagining. wincing...nicely done!
mine is up!
LMAO! Very funny 55. Thanks for visiting :)
Very nice! Ouch!
Someone needs to tell me how to link in my comment section!
Sounds like Brian could use some buttpaste?
Oh my!! And where did that pine cone end up??
Brian: I'd probably wince too, if it was me! :o
Susan: Thank YOU for visiting. :)
Otin: You put links in the comment section by using regular html... here's a page that explains how to do that. Scroll down to where it says "An HTML Link". It gives you the syntax right there. Just substitute your own URL where it says "url", and put whatever text you want where it says "Link text".
Uncivil: I'm shocked that your comment had nothing to do with Nancy. :) I was sure you were going to have ill-wishes that involved an entire pine tree. :o
Lee: Kinda makes you want to see the X-ray, doesn't it? :)
Hope it wasn't one of those giant Sequoia ones...
That's not what they mean by "getting back to nature."
Janna...I love you. That is hilarious. Makes me squirm in my chair. My 55 is here.
*spew* LOL!!! I love it.
I'm glad Brian learned an important life lesson while communing with Euell Gibbons in the forest. I'm also glad that you shared his story with the rest of us, who can certainly benefit from Brian's pain. I am, however, a little worried about the guy in the next bed. Will he live? Will he die? Is he in pain, too? So many questions.
hmmm thats a thought that I never thought of lol . I like the 55 and I enjoyed reading it I also look forward to visiting here again. You'll find mine below.
drive In movie
Where in the heck do people come up with such stuff???? Funny, Janna. And I like people's interpretation of it. Could be something entirely different! ;-)
Oh oh....a fine prickly mess you got yourself into Ollie!!!
My is now posted today - just scroll down a bit, below my show n tell Click Here
All I'm left with is, "hmmmmm". I'm with Bubbie today.
I'm up:
Friday Flash 55 ~ DELETE
Strange 55. What was Brian doing with that Pine Cone? Did I come in late?
I have finished my 55.
You’ll find it
HERE.
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But it’s a groaner.
hee hee heeee... great one. Thanks for making me smile!
Mine is up too if you'd like to have a look- too sad though...
Perfect!
Hello Janna
Am discovering Flash 55 blogs. Interesting, enjoyed reading this one.
Hello Janna
Am discovering Flash 55 blogs. Interesting, enjoyed reading this one.
lolz !! i love such twists in 55 fictions :)
AND gerbils. Ok, that was just wrong. Sorry.
VE: Or something from the petrified forest...
Knucklehead: LOL! Well, it will be a long time before Brian shows his backside to nature again. :)
MonkeyMan: It's always a good Friday when I can make someone squirm in their chair.
AliceAudrey: Hopefully it was worth it, even though you have to clean off your computer screen now. :)
MikeWJ: Fortunately, the guy in the next bed is doing fine. His kidney transplant went beautifully, and he'll be back to selling used cars again in a few weeks.
Larry: Thanks for visiting. :)
Bubbie: People are funny! :)
Hootin'Anni: Prickly indeed! Thanks for visiting!
ChefKar: My entire blog is devoted to making people go "hmmmm...."
Dr.John: Nope, you came in at the same time as everyone else. Welcome! :)
Dulce: Welcome! It's ok, sad 55's can be good too!
Grace: Hee! :)
Swapnap: Welcome! Pull up a chair and have some cookies with the rest of us.
PSthePratsie: They're fun, aren't they? :)
Jeff: I wonder if gerbils can eat pine cones... that could solve half the problem right there.
I thought this was hilarious!
Another awesome 55 Janna!
I sure hope you become a regular!
I'm an Extra-Large...hehehehe
Sorry.
Anyway, thanks for playing and visiting, and have a Kick Ass Week-End....G
G-Man: Well, since this my third 55 in a row, you can officially call me a regular.
Not to be confused with "irregular." :)
That was a smart retort! :D
Mona: Brian's a smart guy! Except when it comes to pine cones.
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