Thursday, November 12, 2009

Additions to the Jannapedia

SHISTA: I can almost see this being offensive street slang for "sister". Or something worse.

CULEWA: An important ingredient in a mudslide. Ever tried culewa and cream?

DIFTS: Snow drifts so deep the "R" has been buried.

MINGLY: How to describe the tingly sensation you get when mingling.

DOWNIST: Someone who discriminates against gravity.

TABOOF: (1) The sound you make when slipping on the ice and falling flat on your butt. (2) Accidentally goofing up and saying something taboo

PLEURELL: More than one bottle of Prell shampoo.

REABI: I do NOT have rabies. I only have ONE rabie. Looks like it's starting to mutate, though....

KOLIN: Beware of what your kolin will say if you eat too much fiber.

AUSHLOM: Someone with a golf-ball size wad of chewing gum, trying to say "Awesome."

SMESSES: Messes that are even more difficult for people who lisp.

BAAHO: A promiscuous sheep.

PUTTASTE: (1) The taste of golf (2) Trying to say the word "paste" while simultaneously spitting a cat hair out of your mouth
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8 comments:

Grace said...

Baaho? Too, too funny!

whall said...

The jannapediatrics are the best and favoritest part of your blog in my estimation.

Taboof could also be a choice of seating in a restaurant - table or booth... no thanks, I'll take the taboof. Half table, half booth. (I sat in one yesterday at lunch)

Jeff said...

I actually have a Jeffapedia, only instead of veri words it has the 3000 or so passwords I have for keeping track of for everything I belong to. I'm thinking of publishing it in a feature like this. What do you think?

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Reading this has made me feel all mingly.

I think Purell is a shampoo, too, so Pleurell could apply to it.

I taboof all the time. It's a bad habit. Especially in an interview.

Uncivil said...

Taboof or not Taboof? That is the question?
Better to puttaste than to buttaste?

Janna said...

Grace: That was one of my favorites too. :)

Whall: I think I might have seen one of those also! And now I know what to call it...

Jeff: Better yet, just send me all your passwords. And your social security number. And the numbers of all your bank accounts.

MikeWJ: I've heard the name Purell too... I think it's a hand sanitizer. Let's check to be sure... here it is. It's hand sanitizer. Maybe I can sell them the copyrights to "Pleurell" and get rich.

Uncivil: Given those options, it is ALWAYS better to puttaste.

Knucklehead said...

Great as always. Don't know why, but "downist" struck me as the funniest one.

Janna said...

Knucklehead: Hee! :) I think my favorites were Baaho and Aushlom.