Additions to the Jannapedia
SHISTA: I can almost see this being offensive street slang for "sister". Or something worse.
CULEWA: An important ingredient in a mudslide. Ever tried culewa and cream?
DIFTS: Snow drifts so deep the "R" has been buried.
MINGLY: How to describe the tingly sensation you get when mingling.
DOWNIST: Someone who discriminates against gravity.
TABOOF: (1) The sound you make when slipping on the ice and falling flat on your butt. (2) Accidentally goofing up and saying something taboo
PLEURELL: More than one bottle of Prell shampoo.
REABI: I do NOT have rabies. I only have ONE rabie. Looks like it's starting to mutate, though....
KOLIN: Beware of what your kolin will say if you eat too much fiber.
AUSHLOM: Someone with a golf-ball size wad of chewing gum, trying to say "Awesome."
SMESSES: Messes that are even more difficult for people who lisp.
BAAHO: A promiscuous sheep.
PUTTASTE: (1) The taste of golf (2) Trying to say the word "paste" while simultaneously spitting a cat hair out of your mouth
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8 comments:
Baaho? Too, too funny!
The jannapediatrics are the best and favoritest part of your blog in my estimation.
Taboof could also be a choice of seating in a restaurant - table or booth... no thanks, I'll take the taboof. Half table, half booth. (I sat in one yesterday at lunch)
I actually have a Jeffapedia, only instead of veri words it has the 3000 or so passwords I have for keeping track of for everything I belong to. I'm thinking of publishing it in a feature like this. What do you think?
Reading this has made me feel all mingly.
I think Purell is a shampoo, too, so Pleurell could apply to it.
I taboof all the time. It's a bad habit. Especially in an interview.
Taboof or not Taboof? That is the question?
Better to puttaste than to buttaste?
Grace: That was one of my favorites too. :)
Whall: I think I might have seen one of those also! And now I know what to call it...
Jeff: Better yet, just send me all your passwords. And your social security number. And the numbers of all your bank accounts.
MikeWJ: I've heard the name Purell too... I think it's a hand sanitizer. Let's check to be sure... here it is. It's hand sanitizer. Maybe I can sell them the copyrights to "Pleurell" and get rich.
Uncivil: Given those options, it is ALWAYS better to puttaste.
Great as always. Don't know why, but "downist" struck me as the funniest one.
Knucklehead: Hee! :) I think my favorites were Baaho and Aushlom.
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