Tuesday, November 17, 2009

More comments I left on other people's blogs

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Why did Twinkies outlive the dinosaurs?
How is bologna made?
What are you doing with that vacuum cleaner?
How old is this sweet-and-sour-sauce packet I just found on the computer?
Where did I leave my car keys?
How can two cats possibly poop so much?
Will I remember to take out the garbage tomorrow?
I think there’s a bug in my pants.
Wait! Wait!
That last one wasn’t a question!

I’m cured! I’m CURED!


original post:
(http://www.toomanymornings.com/?p=2144)


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Additional possibilities:

1st picture:
If you are only 8 inches tall, please throw the ice cubes back into the McDonalds cup.

2nd picture:
If you're going to throw someone's dismembered ears out of the car window, please do it only in a passing zone.

3rd picture:
Due to numerous recessions and budget cuts, in the year 2024 the Olympics will be reduced to only four rings.

4th picture:
When hailing a taxi, please keep all hands and feet inside suitcase.


original post:
(http://vehow.blogspot.com/2009/01/recognizing-international-symbols.html)

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6 comments:

Jeff said...

Perhaps you're saving these for another of these posts... and for ruining that I apologize. But here are 4 questions you left on my Mr. Know-It-All post:

1. When I make my aluminum foil helmet so the government can't read my thoughts, which side should be facing my head: the shiny side or the non-shiny side?

2. When unmentionable cow parts get turned into hot dogs, approximately how many cows can fit into one hot dog? And what happens to the parts that are left over?

3. If the galaxy is shaped like a giant pizza, are we the pepperoni or the sausage? Does this mean the vegetarians are aliens?

4. Can really good harmonica players yodel and juggle at the same time?

Janna said...

Jeff: LOL! You noticed! I can't wait to find out what your answers will be. :)

Jeff said...

Me either!

Janna said...

Janna: And BTW, Wow, I still can't believe you were the only person who commented on this post! Wow! People must really hate these.
Just like my poetry. :)

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

No, sorry, Jeff's not alone. I like them, too. I'm just behind on commenting because my boss expects me to work when I'm at work, and my wife expects me to work when I'm at home, too. Anyway, I love your comments for the same reason I love your blog -- because they're creative, like little twisty addendums to the original posts.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Yay! Somebody else likes these! You two are the only ones! And you used the word "twisty"! I like that word because it reminds me of curly pasta, which goes really well in a baked macaroni-and-cheese casserole dish. Wow... I just realized it's been six hours since my last meal.