Monday, November 30, 2009

Math problem for today

Find the exact amount of debt (in US dollars) owed by Dubai.
Multiply by the number of loads of laundry I should have done last weekend.
Add the number of farts that resulted from yesterday's BK onion rings.
Divide by the number of stanzas in a sonnet written by someone who had too much tequila.
If your name is Grace, subtract twelve.
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9 comments:

Wavemancali said...

Returns a divide by zero error. I'm afraid black tar heroin is the drug of choice for sonnet writers.

Janna said...

Wavemancali: This explains why I could never understand Shakespeare.

Grace said...

LOL - thanks!

Junk Drawer Kathy said...

LMAO.

You do know that it doesn't matter WHAT you eat from BK, right? It all does the same thing. Loudly.

Mik said...

Seconded, we ate at BK yesterday for the first time in a long while, we've both been tooting like crazy.

Janna said...

Grace: Just for you! :)

Kathy: For some reason the onion rings are my extra-special nemesis. They're the gas I love to hate...

Mik: I'm so glad I'm not the only one! :o

Marla said...

I remember this math problem from third grade.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

You really should stay on top of that laundry problem. What with the BK o-ring farting problem and all, some of your girlie underpants have to be occasionally getting plastered with "wet ones," pardon my French, and you can only rotate the undergarments four times before they become totally unusable -- unless you're a street person, of course. Then you can wear them until they rot and fall off.

I already regret this comment, BTW.

Janna said...

Marla: It might have also been on the SAT's.

MikeWJ: Your comment made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt. :)