Comments I left on other people's blogs

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Wow! You made $1.22 from Google AdSense!

Things you can afford now:

1. Half a gallon of gas (maybe)
2. 3 or 4 kiwi fruits
3. Can of Campbell's tomato soup
4. Cheap greeting card from the dollar store
5. Almost three stamps
6. A few minutes with the vacuum cleaner at the car wash.

Enjoy.
Be sure to blog about it.

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"Hey, for a gazillion dollar paycheck, I'd probably wear ridiculous garbage too.

My schedule could look like this:

10:00am: Wear comfy black stretch pants and a soft cozy black top with a warm jacket.

11:00am: Drive to fashion show.

12:00noon: Eat double cheeseburger for lunch. Watch all the supermodels choke down three lettuce leaves, then hear them express guilt about "pigging out" as they run to the bathroom to throw up. (Note: Try not to let this affect my enjoyment of my chocolate milkshake.)

1:00pm: Change into "designer" outfit consisting of an aluminum foil bikini, a neon pirate hat, and a belt made from freshly-removed chipmunk hearts (still beating) strung onto old extension cords.

1:30pm: Parade my new outfit in front of critical gawking media folk, who will then take approximately 1,236,704 pictures for their articles on "the new hottest trends".

2:45pm: Change back into my comfy black stretch pants and the rest of my "real" clothes.

3:05pm: Collect bazillion dollar paycheck and laugh heartily all the way home.

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