Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Things the letters IAEA could stand for

1. I Almost Eliminated Arnold
2. Iowa's Always Exciting! (.... Almost!)
3. Incidentally, Anteaters Eat Ants
4. Interrogations Are Evil Acts
5. Illustrating An Eventful Afternoon
6. Ironically, Albert Exercised Annually
7. Intentional Ashes Elucidate Arson
8. Internal Aliens = Extreme Acting
9. I'm Always Exiting Awkwardly


MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Man oh man, I couldn't agree with you more about #2 and #9. That's one unexciting state. Not as bad as Nebraska, but still. As for #9, well, that's me to a t. I never know how to leave anything with style, including this post.

The Offended Blogger said...

I'm Always Extra Appy.

(said with a British accent)


Lidian said...

Iggy Anticipated Every Accident

(which proves him to be quite different from me)

Jeff said...

It took me 3 viewings of this until I realized you weren't talking about IKEA. So in honor of my nonobservance, I'm going to go with IKEA anyway.

Idiots Knowing Evil Answers

VE said...

Funny...I thought it was JCRL (Jeff can't read letters)

Mik said...

"Iiii Aaaaa Eeeee Aaaaa," is the sound I make when i stub my toe, when the grand kids are around only, otherwise it is something else.

Marilyn said...

I Am Entertained Amazingly

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Exiting awkwardly has always been one of my "talents" too. I haven't decided yet whether it's a talent or a superpower. If it's the latter, I think I got cheated.

Chelle: Nice accent! :)

Jeff: Three viewings? Really? Ok, so the good news is that you read my post three times...

VE: Poor Jeff. I think we should send him a package of those "chicken paws" he mentioned awhile back...

Mik: Better start wearing really thick socks!

Marilyn: I'm glad someone is! :)

Janna said...

Lidian: (Sorry I missed you the first time around!) Obviously Iggy is better at identifying problems than I am, too! :)

Jeff said...

Well, 3 glances at my feed reader. But yeah... I read your stuff every day. These are important topics!

Janna said...

Jeff: Excellent! I don't think I've ever been accused of being "important" before!