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FINGLY: When your fingers get tingly because you fell asleep on your side with your hand smashed underneath you.
GLINGLY: When the same thing happens to Glinda the good witch.
HYLLO: The aliens didn't greet us with perfect spelling, but we were polite anyway because they were carrying ray guns.
KOARDS: I kan play gittar reel well! Heer, lissen to theez koards!
INALING: The word "inhaling", where the "h" is missing because someone breathed a little too deeply...
URRIES: Flurries that are so bad you can't even see the first two letters.
SESSEMAS: A holiday where people eat a lot of sesame seeds.
VIRATO: Vibrato which shook so much that the "b" fell out.
IATHUME: Yeth, Thir! May I athume you want chipth and thaltha with your burrito?
HOTSIONA: A cheaper version of burnt siena.
ANTST: The angst suffered by ants when you ruin their anthills.
SAFTI: Alweez be karefull. Safti furst! Wait, what did that big red sign say?
COPHI: Of korse, if yu kant spel, at leest yu kan stil drink yur cophi. With kreem and shugr.
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12 comments:
"Urries" - genius!
I simply cannot pick a favorite - they are all excellent...and funny.
Avitable: There are usually plenty of Urries around Sessemas time.
Grace: I think my favorite is either Hyllo or Antst.
Sometimes the anti-spam words I get make me think, "How would Janna define this?"
Lynda: They're pretty fun sometimes! :)
HAHAHA! "Antst." I imagine they would feel a bit peeved. Still, anthills were made to be stomped on.
You want me to pick favorites? Okay - inaling, urries, vibrato and maybe, lets see - iathume. There - pfffbt!
I think antst is the angst suffered by not being able to get rid of the hoards of sugar ants that invade my house every spring.
This is brilliant! I especially like ANTST: The angst suffered by ants when you ruin their anthills. Very creative.....
JD: It's always strange how their first inclination is to just go ahead and start building a new one. If I was an ant whose home had just been stomped on, with 500 of my associates getting killed, I'd probably pack my little ant suitcase and go stay in a hotel somewhere.
Not a roach motel, though... that would be bad.
Grace: Hee! :)
Jeff: Also true!
MikeWJ: I like that one. :)
Inaling: what you are once you enter something known as a "ling"
yours are so much better
Whall: To the best of my knowledge, I've never been in a ling, but I guess there's still time to try. Should I go to China?
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