Why you shouldn't swim in the fountain
BROPP: The sound I made after drinking too much Pepsi all at once.
ASHGERE: What's left over after Richard Gere gets cremated.
TISERGU: An anagram of GUSTIER. Must be it was so windy the letters got blown around.
UNDILI: Something Speedy Gonzales shouted a lot.
WACKSHON: From the Karate Kid...."Wackshon, Wackshoff..."
SNESIAN: A Polynesian with allergies.
BEARILY: I was running for my life with a grizzly on my tail, and I bearily made it.
PIEDN: I drank four cups of water, and then piedn the fountain when no one was looking.
ETTERS: Letters which have the first page missing.
MOOLAC: A milk product specially designed for lactose intolerant people.
ANCID: The word "rancid", which has rotted so much that the "R" has fallen off. (Beware of ancid Moolac.)
ANTEN: There's an anten my pants, which is why I'm walking so funny. (It probably got in there while I piedn the fountain.)
PYRIUM: New! Centrum One-A-Day, now with pyrium! It's either pyramid-shaped, or it helps treat pyromaniacs. We're not sure. Buy it anyway!
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6 comments:
You crack me up!
How do you ever come up with all of these. This is just too funny :)
These are brilliant - one funnier than the other. I'm not sure I can even pick a favorite!
If I ever meet a grizzly (which is actually pretty likely, considering) I hope I make it bearily back.
Thank God you're drinking Pepsi and not Coke. The gnomes will not stand for Coke...
Lynda: I try!
Thom: Hey, the antispam thingy does the hard part. I just interpret. :)
Grace: I think my favorites are BROPP and PIEDN.
Marilyn: I hope you make it back completely and in one piece, instead of just barely! (er... bearily)!
VE: Actually, right now I'm not drinking either! I've been on a semi-health kick lately where I only want bottled water and tea.
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