Thursday, July 9, 2009

Why you shouldn't swim in the fountain

BROPP: The sound I made after drinking too much Pepsi all at once.

ASHGERE: What's left over after Richard Gere gets cremated.

TISERGU: An anagram of GUSTIER. Must be it was so windy the letters got blown around.

UNDILI: Something Speedy Gonzales shouted a lot.

WACKSHON: From the Karate Kid...."Wackshon, Wackshoff..."

SNESIAN: A Polynesian with allergies.

BEARILY: I was running for my life with a grizzly on my tail, and I bearily made it.

PIEDN: I drank four cups of water, and then piedn the fountain when no one was looking.

ETTERS: Letters which have the first page missing.

MOOLAC: A milk product specially designed for lactose intolerant people.

ANCID: The word "rancid", which has rotted so much that the "R" has fallen off. (Beware of ancid Moolac.)

ANTEN: There's an anten my pants, which is why I'm walking so funny. (It probably got in there while I piedn the fountain.)

PYRIUM: New! Centrum One-A-Day, now with pyrium! It's either pyramid-shaped, or it helps treat pyromaniacs. We're not sure. Buy it anyway!
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6 comments:

Lynda said...

You crack me up!

Thom said...

How do you ever come up with all of these. This is just too funny :)

Grace said...

These are brilliant - one funnier than the other. I'm not sure I can even pick a favorite!

Marilyn said...

If I ever meet a grizzly (which is actually pretty likely, considering) I hope I make it bearily back.

VE said...

Thank God you're drinking Pepsi and not Coke. The gnomes will not stand for Coke...

Janna said...

Lynda: I try!

Thom: Hey, the antispam thingy does the hard part. I just interpret. :)

Grace: I think my favorites are BROPP and PIEDN.

Marilyn: I hope you make it back completely and in one piece, instead of just barely! (er... bearily)!

VE: Actually, right now I'm not drinking either! I've been on a semi-health kick lately where I only want bottled water and tea.