Thursday, July 23, 2009

Thirteen things I have never been accused of

1. Being a viking
2. Eating the last piece of haggis
3. Smelling like bananas and motor oil
4. Robbing a bank and a McDonald's on the same day
5. Craving Jello (or Carving Jello)
6. Duct taping the car of someone who stole the parking spot I wanted
7. Communicating with reptiles
8. Memorizing the ingredients in A-1 steak sauce and rearranging them in alphabetical order
9. Carving algebraic equations into telephone poles in the middle of the night
10. Driving to Hawaii
11. Hating pepperoni
12. Climbing onto someone's roof at night and trying to influence their dreams by tapping in Morse Code
13. Knowing how to speak Klingon


VE said...

Janna...YOU ARE A VIKING!!!! There, now you'll have to remove that one. I am accusing you...

Da Old Man said...

Who ate the last piece of haggis? Not accusing, just wondering.

Robin said...

I do #12 regularly.

Anonymous said...

Heh, heh, heh! #3 is me but with the motour oil( I was a mechanic in the Army ). yeah...I've done that. What? Don't look at me like that!

#6 sounds like a plan but I'd rather put that banana up the tailpipe...of the CAR!

Janna said...

VE: But I don't have one of those hats with the pointy horns on the sides! And I don't know how to sail those freaky boats with all the carvings on them. And I never, ever talk to Odin.

DaOldMan: It might have been Sean Connery.

Robin: The carving, or the craving?

Subtorp77: What do the reptiles say when you talk to them?

Anonymous said...

Janna, all will be revealed anon, on that. But the snakes don't like you pulling their tail part, for one thing...

Janna said...

Subtorp: Now you need a show on Animal Planet called "Subtorp The Reptile Whisperer."

Anonymous said...

Janna, I like it! Story in the works...