Thom: If only! Then I could claim to be the most normal person in my family.....
Grace: LOL. There are sites that specialize in things like this???
Marilyn: Would he be arrested for the giant platform high heels, or the giant toothbrush, or crawling on all fours, or wearing panty hose, or what? :) Do the police have a checklist?
Subtorp77: Or maybe one of Mr. Clean's lesser-known relatives....
DaOldMan: It's refreshing to see parents instill good habits in their children. Hopefully the kids will just ignore the panty hose and freaky hats and not-so-sensible shoes.
Subtorp77: Wow, my brain must be fizzling out because all I can think of is "Uncle Kermit," which is what Scooter called Kermit in the old episodes of the Muppet Show.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Dad?
DaOldMan: Was it the high heels you recognized, or the giant toothbrush?
OMG...relative of yours? LOL
Trawling fetish web sites are you?
If he did that around here he'd be arrested.
Thom: If only! Then I could claim to be the most normal person in my family.....
Grace: LOL. There are sites that specialize in things like this???
Marilyn: Would he be arrested for the giant platform high heels, or the giant toothbrush, or crawling on all fours, or wearing panty hose, or what? :) Do the police have a checklist?
I dub this "brush with death"
Whall: Yes! And that thing on top of his head would make a nice toothpick, too...
Looks like maybe try-outs for the next "srubbing bubbles" leader, wot? That or the Tidy Bowl man has found a new job :P
The toothbrush gave it away. He was big into brushing after eating.
Subtorp77: Or maybe one of Mr. Clean's lesser-known relatives....
DaOldMan: It's refreshing to see parents instill good habits in their children. Hopefully the kids will just ignore the panty hose and freaky hats and not-so-sensible shoes.
Janna, Uncle Comet?
Subtorp77: Wow, my brain must be fizzling out because all I can think of is "Uncle Kermit," which is what Scooter called Kermit in the old episodes of the Muppet Show.
Janna, HA! I remember that. Can you imagine this guy working for the DCS( any city ), got up like that?
Subtorp77: I can sorta picture him working the drive-thru at McDonalds... and getting my order wrong.
Again.
Janna, this would be a good reason NOT to use the drive-thru!
Subtorp77: I bet half the people there secretly dress like this anyway. They only work at McDonalds so they can afford a bigger toothbrush.
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