Thursday, June 18, 2009

To avoid trable, be sure teduc....

The Jannapedia continues, increasing your vocabulary on a regular basis.
Can you feel the love?
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PROLVES: It solves one problem while simultaneously creating another. (Example: "Hey, did you fix the squeaky door?" "Yes; I welded it shut so it'll never make noise ever again.")

MYCON: My con will get released sooner than your con. Unless he stages a riot or something.

TRABLE: Spalling wards wrang wall brang yau nathing bat trable.

BOALITION: A coalition of boa constrictors.

WEESHIPP: Wee shipp for free iff you buy more than $100.00 wurth of stufff, but wee may not gett your addresss right.

CATIO: What happens to your vacation when the "van" is missing.

SPOINES: Spines with a disc out of place. (Ha!)

COYEDGES: I hate it when edges are coy.

TEDUC: Bob hit his head on the tree branch when he forgot teduc.

COMMINT: (1)A comment that is minty fresh. (2) A breath freshener for communists.

TWOOT: What owls do on Twitter.

AUTERE: The word "austere", made even more austere by the fact that the "S" is missing.

CHEWEL: OMG, they should make gummi fruit snacks that are shaped like rubies, sapphires, emeralds, etc, and call them "Chewels"! What a great idea! You could make necklaces out of them and call it "Chewelry"! After you get rich off of this idea, please remember to give me a significant percentage of the profits.
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9 comments:

Gwenhwyfar said...

I actually have some commints. There in my car right now. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11851.html

Janna said...

Gwen: LOL! How funny that it's actually a real product! :)
Two tins of 100 mints for $4.95...
And they even come in little red tins with a hammer & sickle on the lid.
Hee!

whall said...

You truly are one of the most creative people I've never met. We need to do that thing I've been bugging you about.

Grace said...

Chewel and Twoot - the BEST yet

Marilyn said...

Whall is bugging you about a thing? Is it legal and all? Are ponies involved?

I typed all of this while thinking about breath mints. I don't actually have any breath mints but I did brush my teeth first and that has to count for something.

Da Old Man said...

As usual, all were excellent, but Twoot really made me LOL.

Janna said...

Whall: That thing you've been bugging me about? The... Oh... you mean THAT thing. :) I think.

Grace: I think my favorites were Prolves and Twoot.

Marilyn: Ponies aren't involved, but I make no promises about the mysterious prevalence of pineapple, flashlights, and air freshener.

DaOldMan: Yay for Twooting! :)

Chris@Maugeritaville said...

It was just a matter of time 'til someone did this. My personal favorite of my verification words has been ASHOLE. "He's not a complete asshole, but he's getting there."

Janna said...

Chris: LOL! :)