It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable, I sound my barbaric YAWP over the roofs of the world. - Walt Whitman,
from Leaves of Grass, "Song Of Myself"
3 additional thoughts:
Waterboarding, the tamed down version.
What the hell?
Whall: More like WaterBAGGING, I guess. Nice to see she's still smiling.
Grace: Freaky, huh? Just imagine what it would feel like to have those fish wriggling around your face....
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