Thursday, June 4, 2009

More from the Jannapedia

(You're taking the time to memorize all of these, aren't you?
There may be a quiz later.)
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SPERA: Buddy, can you spera dime?

RHERRULP: Just a minute; Scooby's trying to say something....

UNLICK: Once you've licked something, you can't unlick it. Which is unfortunate if the thing you just licked was really gross.

NONSU: Ginsu knives that don't exist.

PRAVO: Found in a dyslexic review of a really good opera.

MATION: Well, we wanted to do CLAYmation, but some stupid two-year-old just ate all the clay....

PHOLYO: Kom see my port-pholyo. Wil yu hire me?

BARQU: A barbeque where someone killed a bee.

SHTOPS: Brakes help you to be a pershon who shtops at the shtop shign.

PIECIST: Someone who discriminates against certain pieces of pie.

COMPA: A company that has downsized.

COHYST: A hysterical co-host.

AFRECA: We lurnd abowt Afreca in skool today but I dident relly pay atenshun.
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6 comments:

Da Old Man said...

Compa-a company that has downsized. LOL

whall said...

That which has been licked, cannot be unlicked.

Ed & Jeanne said...

You better not mention to Bee about the BBQ....you know how she can get...

Janna said...

DaOldMan: I think my favorites are "Rherrulp", "Unlick", and "Nonsu".

Whall: Usually trying to unlick it just makes things worse...

VE: Especially when it's "honey" barbecue. :)

metalmom said...

HAHAHA!!! "mation"!!!!

Janna said...

Metalmom: Hee! It's funny because it's probably true. :)