Friday, May 8, 2009

Various Thoughts

1. I wish Taco Bell would understand what I mean when I say "LOTS of fire sauce, please."
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2. If people had to use litter boxes like cats, reaching around to cover up their own poop, manicures would be a lot more popular.
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3. Today is one of those annoying days when, for no reason at all, I get an "Address Not Found" error for 90% of the websites & blogs I visit. (Even sites like YouTube and Ebay.) I dunno why. Sometimes it just happens. I've tried disconnecting and reconnecting, but that doesn't make a difference. I know from experience that if I just hang around and wait awhile, it'll fix itself in a couple hours/days. Here's hoping it lets me publish this post. (I was able to make it to my dashboard to start the new post, but now it's even trying to tell me that MY site isn't there anymore). I hate my ISP.
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4. I dislike Barney the dinosaur so much I probably wouldn't even use oil that came from his fossilized remains.
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5. Now I keep picturing a big barrel of oil with sappy songs echoing inside it. ("I love youuu.... You love meeee.... Put my oil in your S-U-V.....")
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6 comments:

Mr. Condescending said...

they need to feed barney enough fire sauce to rocket his ass out of orbit

Da Old Man said...

Give Taco Bell a number. Lots doesn't register with them.

I'm fortunate that my kid never liked Barney.

Thom said...

Maybe they gave all the fire sauce to Barney which made him so repulsive :)

Janna said...

Mr.Condescending: They do!

DaOldMan: I've become increasingly convinced that the Taco Bell here in Hillsdale is run by a bunch of chimps.

Thom: But fire sauce makes people beautiful because it's so good! At least I hope it makes me beautiful someday...

Grace said...

#5: Priceless!

Janna said...

Grace: And the song keeps getting stuck in my head! :o