Thursday, May 21, 2009

Paderk! Paderk! Paderk!

If Webster ever ends up including these, I'd better make a ton of money off it. Or at least enough to buy a tank of gas.
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A hideous mixture of clarinets, rocks, and clairol.

EQUALIBR: Equalibrium that has lost some of its equalibrium.

SESSESS: A word found only in the nightmares of people who lisp.

SITIN: If you sitin the middle of the intersection, people will start honking.

FEADROT: What happens when your fead goes too far past the expiration date.

WAYST: My wayst gott biggr aftr I ayt all thoze donutts.

SUCTA: It would truly sucta get hit by a bus.

BENINGO: What happens when you cross Ben Stiller with a flamingo.

PADERK: I have no idea what this means, but it's fun to say over and over and over again.

DEBILI: The word "debilitated," which has been debilitated by having its last half chopped off.

ATEER: Ateer fell down my cheek when Taco Bell took the Cheesy Gordita Crunch off the menu.

UNBLU: Really, it was more of a green....

SADIONS: Ions that aren't happy because they're too "negative" sometimes. Ha! Get it?


Anonymous said...

What a hoot - sadions my total favorite

whall said...

Weird, my dictionary says DEBILI is how you point over to your friend Billy.

An alternate definition is "what you answer when you're asked 'where do you want your baby back ribs?' and you say "IN DEBILI!"

These are awesome

The Offended Blogger said...

I have one for your list!

Jannatasticalerifficlolhahahiccup - it means Janna is funneh and I hiccup from lol'ing at her.


Megan said...

I will use the word Paderk tomorrow. Multiple times. People will complain. I will blame VE.

Janna said...

Grace: I like sadions too. I think maybe my favorites from the list are Sitin, Sucta, Beningo, and Paderk. Hard to choose! :)

Whall: Now I'm craving BBQ ribs...

Chelle: That would make a great Scrabble word!

Megan: Be sure to blame me too!