Thursday, April 9, 2009

Thirteen things the letters DUH could stand for

1. Dogs Understand Hungarian

2. Donuts Ultimately Help

3. Drink Unleaded Heineken

4. Delightful Unabashed Happiness

5. Dents Usually Hurt

6. Disgusting Uncooked Hamburgers

7. Deluxe Umbrellas Hover

8. Dueling Urethras.... Huh?

9. Dracula Urges Hemophiliacs

10. Dragons Unfortunately Hide

11. Demented Umpires Horrify

12. Dreaming Underneath Helicopters

13. Don't Urinate; Hibernate!

13 comments: said...

Lots of fun!
Lots of fun to mix them up too.

Dracula's Uncooked Hamburger
Dueling Uretharas... Hide
Dragons Ultimately Hibernate.

Fun. Fun. Fun.

Avitable said...

Don't Understimate Hemophiliacs
Did U Hurl?
Drawing Uber Hotties

Trukindog said...

1. Dogs Understand Hungarian

Umm...not all of us, but I do speak a few phrases in German & spanish. :)

Da Old Man said...

This is the first blog post ever that has mentioned dueling and urethras, let alone in the same phrase.

Steven said...

Down under hemmorhoids

Janna said...

GoingLikeSixty: And Donuts Unfortunately Hurt!

Avitable: My problem is that I tend to OVERestimate hemophiliacs. Why can't they just put the toilet seat down like everyone else? ....oh, wait... no, I'm thinking of men.

Trukindog: Guten Tag!

DaOldMan: I try!

Steven: Not to be confused with the ones up above? :)

Marilyn said...

I vote for 2,3,4, and 7

VE said...

Anything with donuts is ok with me! I'll add a few...

Detroit's Ugly 'Hood
Drink Up, Heathen!
Damn ugly human
Don't undercook ham

Janna said...

Marilyn: Yay! I think my favorites are #5 and #13.

VE: Detroit IS pretty ugly... And I'm from Michigan, so I'm allowed to say that. :)

whall said...

Those are awesome. Do U Have more?

Janna said...

Whall: Drunken Uranium Healers!

Brad said...

Hmm I think the dog i had as a kid COULD speak Hungarian

Janna said...

Brad: Did he have much of an accent?