The Jannapedia continues
More additions to the Jannapedia.... actual "anti-spam" words I've gotten from Blogger, which I've adopted and given my own definitions:
ATIONS: The people that come from Atia.
FLATIN: If teh possm runz in frunt of yu, its ok to flatin it.
BROACTIV: A version of Proactiv Solution made especially for men.
MITYP: He was a nice person and all, but just not mi typ.
OBPOINGS: The sounds that happen when you drop heavy silverware on a trampoline.
STHUNDS: The sounds that happen when you drop a three pound block of cheese onto a wet lawn.
QUERSH: The sound that happens when you accidentally step on a bag full of jello.
PIRSIN: Sumtimez yu meet a pirsin who duzn't relly care abuot speling tings rite.
MUTSTOY: Tolstoy's dog.
CHARK: Charcoal without any coal.
PANGER: A sign found in a high-voltage area which is frequented by dyslexic people.
PALIT: Teh artest keeps hiz paynt on a palit so he kan pant pikshers of stuf.
PUPER: The part of a baby that seems to work better than all the other parts.
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13 comments:
Broactiv: Would that lead to a bromance?
DaOldMan: Brobably!
Broactiv, Mutstoy and Puper - my favorites.
Great list, I love "Pirsin".
I hate when I accidentally step on a bag full of jello.
broactiv, obpoings, and sthunds--brilliant! i would be so sad to drop three pounds of cheese...
Mutstoy! LMAO!
Grace: I think my favorites are Ations, Chark, and Puper.
Me-Me: It has pirsin-ality!
Marilyn: I know! Sometimes they jump right out in front of you.
Morgian: I thought of you when I wrote the cheese thing.
Gwen: Wow, that's two votes for Mutstoy! The ironic thing is that I almost didn't include it in the list because I wasn't sure it was funny enough!
Well I have kind of a strange sense of humour.
You ever read Jasper FForde? Yeah.
Gwen: Never heard of Jasper FForde. I've barely heard of Lewis Black. He's some olympic guy, right? No, wait, he invented the Chia Pet. Or... no, wait, was he in a movie with... HEY, stop hitting me!
Your dictionary is out of date. Mine says OBPOINGS is what a pregnant woman does on a trampoline.
haha i just got puper yesterday!
Whall: Yikes! That would shake the kid out for sure! :o
Mr.Condescending: They must be trying to tell us something...
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