Thursday, April 30, 2009

The Jannapedia continues

More additions to the Jannapedia.... actual "anti-spam" words I've gotten from Blogger, which I've adopted and given my own definitions:

ATIONS: The people that come from Atia.

FLATIN: If teh possm runz in frunt of yu, its ok to flatin it.

BROACTIV: A version of Proactiv Solution made especially for men.

MITYP: He was a nice person and all, but just not mi typ.

OBPOINGS: The sounds that happen when you drop heavy silverware on a trampoline.

STHUNDS: The sounds that happen when you drop a three pound block of cheese onto a wet lawn.

QUERSH: The sound that happens when you accidentally step on a bag full of jello.

PIRSIN: Sumtimez yu meet a pirsin who duzn't relly care abuot speling tings rite.

MUTSTOY: Tolstoy's dog.

CHARK: Charcoal without any coal.

PANGER: A sign found in a high-voltage area which is frequented by dyslexic people.

PALIT: Teh artest keeps hiz paynt on a palit so he kan pant pikshers of stuf.

PUPER: The part of a baby that seems to work better than all the other parts.


Da Old Man said...

Broactiv: Would that lead to a bromance?

Janna said...

DaOldMan: Brobably!

Anonymous said...

Broactiv, Mutstoy and Puper - my favorites.

Me-Me King said...

Great list, I love "Pirsin".

Marilyn said...

I hate when I accidentally step on a bag full of jello.

Morgiana Le Fey said...

broactiv, obpoings, and sthunds--brilliant! i would be so sad to drop three pounds of cheese...

Gwenhwyfar said...

Mutstoy! LMAO!

Janna said...

Grace: I think my favorites are Ations, Chark, and Puper.

Me-Me: It has pirsin-ality!

Marilyn: I know! Sometimes they jump right out in front of you.

Morgian: I thought of you when I wrote the cheese thing.

Gwen: Wow, that's two votes for Mutstoy! The ironic thing is that I almost didn't include it in the list because I wasn't sure it was funny enough!

Gwenhwyfar said...

Well I have kind of a strange sense of humour.
You ever read Jasper FForde? Yeah.

Janna said...

Gwen: Never heard of Jasper FForde. I've barely heard of Lewis Black. He's some olympic guy, right? No, wait, he invented the Chia Pet. Or... no, wait, was he in a movie with... HEY, stop hitting me!

whall said...

Your dictionary is out of date. Mine says OBPOINGS is what a pregnant woman does on a trampoline.

Mr. Condescending said...

haha i just got puper yesterday!

Janna said...

Whall: Yikes! That would shake the kid out for sure! :o

Mr.Condescending: They must be trying to tell us something...