Thursday, April 16, 2009

I like my ovencows with barbecue sauce

More additions to the Jannapedia.... as most of you know, these are actual "anti-spam" words I've gotten from Blogger, which I've adopted and given my own definitions:

INGLU: After I snorted Elmers and then sneezed, I was covered inglu.

OVENCOWS: Best when cooked at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.

OPTISTE: An optimistic artiste. Or an optimist who can't spell.

UNTAE: If yu untae mae shuez, I wil trip and fall doun.

BRANTIN: Tin with a lot of fiber.

BUGMEAL: Um... no thanks. I'm full. Really.

SAINE: Oooh! This is the perfect way to say "I" am in "Sane". Get it?

SHOTOP: No! YOU shut up!

GUING: I just drank a gallon of tea and am guing to have to pee soon.

TANTIM: What happened after Tim went to the beach for a couple hours, right before he became burnttim.

JARKET: A jacket made out of old pickle jars.

SISSEFRO: An afro that looks particularly girly.

IMANCE: Romance by yourself.


Morgiana Le Fey said...

these things always make me so happy...personal favorites: sissefro and saine (.=

Anonymous said...

Again, making me choke with laughter. sissefro, imance - really got me but then so did optiste and ovencows -

Marilyn said...

Imance... is the only kind of mance available most of the time.

whall said...

You are trulee gifted athis.

Da Old Man said...

Brilliant, as usual.

Tough to pick a favorite, but Optiste made me lol.

Janna said...

Morgian: I think my favorite is "ovencows". But that might be because I haven't had dinner yet.

Grace: Thank you for choking with laughter, and still coming back to comment! :)

Marilyn: True! Sad, but true...

Whall: I try!

DaOldMan: Any day I can make you LOL is a good day!

Mo said...

The I's have it - INGLU and IMANCE are the clear winners on this list.
In fact, I think you should submit IMANCE to the Urban Dictionary!

Janna said...

Morgen: I guess IMANCE could also be a way of getting emancipated through an iPod, but the other way seemed funnier. :)
Everytime I see OVENCOWS I start craving barbecue beef sandwiches.
When I was about 12 years old, I had a SISSEFRO because my hair was extra curly and there was so much of it. I looked sorta like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Jackson when he was a child.
Perhaps I've said too much...