I like my ovencows with barbecue sauce
More additions to the Jannapedia.... as most of you know, these are actual "anti-spam" words I've gotten from Blogger, which I've adopted and given my own definitions:
INGLU: After I snorted Elmers and then sneezed, I was covered inglu.
OVENCOWS: Best when cooked at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.
OPTISTE: An optimistic artiste. Or an optimist who can't spell.
UNTAE: If yu untae mae shuez, I wil trip and fall doun.
BRANTIN: Tin with a lot of fiber.
BUGMEAL: Um... no thanks. I'm full. Really.
SAINE: Oooh! This is the perfect way to say "I" am in "Sane". Get it?
SHOTOP: No! YOU shut up!
GUING: I just drank a gallon of tea and am guing to have to pee soon.
TANTIM: What happened after Tim went to the beach for a couple hours, right before he became burnttim.
JARKET: A jacket made out of old pickle jars.
SISSEFRO: An afro that looks particularly girly.
IMANCE: Romance by yourself.
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8 comments:
these things always make me so happy...personal favorites: sissefro and saine (.=
Again, making me choke with laughter. sissefro, imance - really got me but then so did optiste and ovencows -
Imance... is the only kind of mance available most of the time.
You are trulee gifted athis.
Brilliant, as usual.
Tough to pick a favorite, but Optiste made me lol.
Morgian: I think my favorite is "ovencows". But that might be because I haven't had dinner yet.
Grace: Thank you for choking with laughter, and still coming back to comment! :)
Marilyn: True! Sad, but true...
Whall: I try!
DaOldMan: Any day I can make you LOL is a good day!
The I's have it - INGLU and IMANCE are the clear winners on this list.
In fact, I think you should submit IMANCE to the Urban Dictionary!
Morgen: I guess IMANCE could also be a way of getting emancipated through an iPod, but the other way seemed funnier. :)
Everytime I see OVENCOWS I start craving barbecue beef sandwiches.
When I was about 12 years old, I had a SISSEFRO because my hair was extra curly and there was so much of it. I looked sorta like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Jackson when he was a child.
Perhaps I've said too much...
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