It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Whall: (Insert wry, witty response here)
What, you don't like kitty bento?
Tastes like chicken...they say.
Gwen: Drat. Now I have to Google "bento"...
Nonamedufus: I wonder if it's good Southern-Fried!
oh look - hunan palace has strawberries on the buffet!
Morgen: And watermelon!
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