Monday, March 23, 2009

I'm also thankful for Excedrin, Mozart, and clean underwear

Five reasons to be thankful:

1. My migraine (which I had since Sunday afternoon) finally went away!!!

2. We live on a planet where, unlike Saturn or Jupiter, tacos are surprisingly plentiful.

3. Two words: indoor plumbing. (Which, coincidentally, wouldn't be needed as much on a taco-less planet).

4. You were (probably) able to finish reading this sentence without a rabid monkey clawing your face off.

5. It is currently NOT mandatory that we all have to spend Wednesday afternoons sitting in a giant tub of lukewarm chicken gravy.

Want more blogospherical goodness,
to make up for the fact that I was late posting today?
Here... go look at the post I did over at the Stache.

Still not satisfied? Try this.

Something to do someday when you're bored:

Place a scented dryer sheet on a wicker chair. Sit on it. Ask your friend to lay beneath the chair, directly facing you. Fart through the dryer sheet, and ask your friend to decide which smell "won".
If he's still your friend afterward, you might even try for "best three-out-of-five."


Meloncutter said...

Something tells me that you have done the wicker chair and dryer sheet thing before.

Were you in the chair or under it when you became aware of this activity?

Later Y'all.

Morgiana Le Fey said...

i love the dryer sheet/wicker chair idea...i'm totally going to have to pull that on someone sometime...

Marilyn said...

Don't use those wimpy earth friendly dryer sheets. They will lose.

VE said...

You have a tub of lukewarm chicken gravy? Lucky!!!!

Gwenhwyfar said...

Hey Janna, could you come over here and lay down under this wicker chair for a minute? I just want to try something...

Jamie said...

I now have images floating in the brain of semi congealed chicken gravy and fart filled dryer sheets ... er ... thanks?

whall said...

This is why you should never use generic dryer sheets.

Da Old Man said...

I don't have any friends good enough to do the wicker chair thing with.

Janna said...

Meloncutter: I plead the fifth!

Morgian: If he doesn't have any wicker chairs, that canvas thing on the front porch might work.

Marilyn: Duly noted!

VE: And it's the GOOD kind; not that lousy low-sodium stuff!

Gwen: They have wicker chairs AND dryer sheets in Canada? And farts too?

Jamie: You're welcome! :)

Whall: They would never stand a chance. Especially since I had bean tostadas for lunch.

DaOldMan: What about Mrs. Crotchety?

Gwenhwyfar said...

Well we do get those new fangled things every now and again.

Janna said...

Gwen: What would be really cool is if they made wicker chairs that already smelled like dryer sheets. You should invent that.

Travis said...

I may not need to have a TACO every day, but it's always good to know that I can.

Janna said...

Travis: My thoughts exactly!