Oooh, look! Is that a scarecrow?

We're having a nasty windstorm tonight.
I can hear the loud, LOUD winds whipping around out there. Not a good thing, because it makes me remember THIS.

So, I'm trying to think of things to distract me, except everything seems to come right back to the whole wind thing.

Allow me to demonstrate:

1. Diamonds.
Diamonds remind me of rubies, which remind me of ruby slippers, which reminds me of Dorothy, who got relocated by a tornado.

2. Hot sauce.
Hot sauce goes on tacos. Tacos can produce gas, which is a completely different kind of "wind" problem.

3. Politics.
Politicians are full of hot air, which can clash with cold air and cause wind storms.

4. Cats.
Cats are like tiny lions, which reminds me of the Cowardly Lion, who was friends with Dorothy, who got relocated by a tornado.

5. Abraham Lincoln.
Abe was from Illinois, which has Chicago, which is known as the "windy city".

6. Nickels.
Nickels have Thomas Jefferson on them, who had the same last name as George Jefferson, whose wife was named Louise but he called her "Weezie," which sounds almost like "Lousisiana," which got hit by Hurricane Katrina.

7. The Olympics.
Reminds me of gold medals, which are the same color as the yellow brick road, which is where Dorothy ended up after she got relocated by a tornado.
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