And it'll look just like Mountain Dew!
Just in case you're not entirely sure what your next beverage will be, I'd like to direct you to THIS page, which talks about something being made over in India.
A soft drink made from cow urine.
Really.
Best quote from the article: "Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too."
A few thoughts:
1. How are they going to "harvest" that much cow urine? Will it involve cow-catheters, or just a bunch of really patient people waiting around with buckets?
2. Will this be considered vegetarian?
3. What will the commercials look like?
4. Now they can play nasty tricks on all the tourists who annoy them. ("Have a nice day... and a refreshing beverage...") (Trust me, it's funnier with an Indian accent)
5. Will there also be cow-urine-flavored Slurpees? (Or Squishies?)
6. Suddenly, diet cola doesn't sound so bad after all.
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6 comments:
Yay for Sam's Choice Diet Cola... It's new slogan can be, "at least it doesn't have cow urine in it".
it's = its... sigh
cow catheters = cowtheters
and yes, they will be slur-pees
Marilyn: I can see the billboards now... "100% urine free since 1964!" (Not sure what happened in 1963.)
JohnnyB: Excellent! :)
Bovine Wine
Angus Piss
Cow Leak
Whall: The Angus one sounds like it would be more expensive than the others. Someone should do a taste test to see if it's really worth the extra money.
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