Things I would rather not experience in 2009
1) Drunken yodeling
2) The end of the universe
3) The end of the McDonald's dollar menu
4) $5.00 gas prices
5) Getting my heart broken again
6) Having my internal organs sucked out through my left ear and then squirted back in through my right ear.
7) Anthrax
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22 comments:
But you know that drunken yodeling is going to happen again. That's why we are having the intervention!
Have a happy new year!
I don't think #6 is even remotely possible; having them sucked out your RIGHT ear, maybe...Happy New Year
I'm sure McDonalds won't end the dollar menu, they will just reduce it to the plain hamburger & that nasty ass alleged fish sandwich.
I was totally planning on drunkenly yodeling while sucking your internal organs out of your left ear, too.
Well I'll cross #6 off of my list of things to do for Janna in 2009 then. Oddly enough, it's #3 on my list.
I only keep stopping by for the drunken yodeling. Please don't take that away from me.
Lynda: Is there a twelve-step program for drunken yodelers?
BroadwayMatron: Hopefully I will never find out.
Trukindog: Even now, the fish sandwich is about two bucks. I WISH it was on the dollar menu.
Avitable: I hear Florida people do that a lot. Something about the unbearable heat frying their brain cells.
Gwen: Thank you for crossing it off your list. Feel free to substitute it with a year's supply of samosas.
DaOldMan: Perhaps I could be persuaded to continue, if only I had more chocolate...
Yup, I think I'm with ya on these.
Good list. But might I add, "the closure of the Starbucks right down the street from my home"?
LOL
CWM: Glad to hear it! :)
GigglePixie: Y'know, I've never been to a Starbucks; I'm not much of a coffee drinker. But if they have tea or hot chocolate, and if I happen to miraculously acquire an obscene amount of money, perhaps I should give them a try!
Those are all good things to avoid. Be sure to substitute those with plenty of TACOs.
Travis: A TACO substitution plan? Genius! Pure genius!
Being this is my first time visiting your blog, and maybe you already know this, I wanted to point out that not all anthrax is bad. There's a band called Anthrax, whom I always enjoyed and I wouldn't mind experiencing one of their concerts in 2009.
UnfinishedRambler: Welcome to the Jannaverse! And, yes, you make a good point about Anthrax! :)
I made the substitution, unfortunately you might have to come here to collect. Did I say unfortunately? I meant fortunately. I always get those two confused.
Gwen: I fear if I ever visited there, I may not come home alive. Isn't that coffin in your living room just my size?
I dunno. Have you been a midget this whole time without me knowing?
Gwen: Anything's possible! Well, anything that doesn't involve me eating tofu.
I have read alot of posts today and this one is too fucking funny. Maybe its all the nyquil I am on but drunken yodeling just got me to giggling. And number 3 will never happen or so I hope.
JustAGirl: Well, my blog IS best when combined with Nyquil...
I was going to say something similar to unfinishedrambler - were you talking about the mailable poison or the white powder that can kill you?
heheheheh
Whall: You like Steely Dan better than Poison???
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