Meloncutter: Better to stick with what you've got, than STICKING what you've got.
Travis: I know!
GigglePixie: Truly!
Thinkinfyou: I wonder if you can call in sick to work for something like that... "Hi, yeah, it's me... piercing #64 is starting to ooze something, so I think I'll just stay here at home with this tissue on my... hello? Hello?"
This makes me ill... not the piercing itself but the notion of keeping ones face clean. I mean... when cleaning the bathroom basin I have a lot of trouble with scum build up around the taps (faucets) because they protrude and are a natural trap for all sorts of icky bits... I think on close inspection there would be scum around those protruding bits because it would be impossible to wash properly.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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i just threw up a little bit in my mouth blech
Dizzblnd: You and me both.
I have seriously thought about doing that to my dinger. Just have room for two though.
Maybe I should consider my butt instead, naw.... it would look too much like her face. Maybe just a little less hairy though.
I will stick with what I got for now.
Later Y'all.
Maybe? Possibly?
GAH!
Ouch! I wonder how many infections she's caught?
Meloncutter: Better to stick with what you've got, than STICKING what you've got.
Travis: I know!
GigglePixie: Truly!
Thinkinfyou: I wonder if you can call in sick to work for something like that... "Hi, yeah, it's me... piercing #64 is starting to ooze something, so I think I'll just stay here at home with this tissue on my... hello? Hello?"
This makes me ill... not the piercing itself but the notion of keeping ones face clean. I mean... when cleaning the bathroom basin I have a lot of trouble with scum build up around the taps (faucets) because they protrude and are a natural trap for all sorts of icky bits... I think on close inspection there would be scum around those protruding bits because it would be impossible to wash properly.
I'm guessing she got the piericings while taking the Innovative Make-up Techniques while she was at Cosmetology University.
Unless those big red sploches are more tats to go with the ones on her chest?
"Hi Mom, OK if I bring a date home for Sunday dinner with grandma?"
Bear: Eww! OMG, yes, you're probably right!
David: I've been to Cosmetology school, and they never taught us anything as horrible as that. :) Thank goodness.
Are you trying to tell me something?
Gwen: Hee! I wondered what you'd think of this. :) Not to worry. You are WAY different. As far as I know. :)
Hahahaha... yeah. Honestly, that blush is AWFUL. I would never wear that.
Gwen: Please tell me you wouldn't ever do the finger-in-the-tongue thing either. That's just soooooo wrong on sooooo many levels.
I promise. I'm really not in to mouth piecings anyway. They're kind of gross and they wreck your teeth.
Gwen: And they must make it awfully hard to eat nachos. I mean, ick; you'd be cleaning up cheese for days afterward. (*shudder*)
Those piercings aren't random. I see a constellation in there.
Whall: And maybe a few satellites too!
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