Friday, January 2, 2009

Be sure to pencil them into your dictionary

Here are more anti-spam random letter-groupings I've seen lately. As usual, I've taken the liberty of including my own definitions.

(In case you'd like a refresher course, here are all the Jannapedia posts I've done so far.)


SUBBLING (Bling that hasn't quite made it to the top yet)

OHOOSS (If you listen closely, this is the sound those "Silent But Deadly" farts make.)

NOLBOO (What you say when trying to scare Nol. Though it would probably be more effective if you didn't say his name first.)

PERKKN (I'm perkkn up, noww thatt I've hadd twenntty kups of koffee!!!!)

HENTORE (That stupid hentore up the new chicken fence, which is why we're deep-frying her for dinner tonight.)

WORIN (I ben worin about yu ever sinse yu drank twenntty kups of koffee)

TURASM (When a turkey gets really, REALLY excited)

TRUNIS (The opposite of falseness)

APPOLY (As a fugitive on the run from the law, the letter "o" decided to hide in the middle of the word "apply". "No one will find me here," he said foolishly.)


Giggle Pixie said...

Trunis, dat!


whall said...

I've definitely noticed an uptickness of realismish antispam wordles from bloggurbs sites recently.

I'm gladdle you're documentaling them for posterior's saketh.

Janna said...

GigglePixie: Oh, good! It's catching on! :)

Whall: It's the least I can do. The least I can do for free, anyway. :)

Da Old Man said...

The Dictionary is growing.

Just a Blogger said...

These are hilarious. I've got to check out the old ones too.

Travis said...

Oddly enough, if you use one or two of those words regularly they will probably catch on and end up in the dictionary.

I had a bacon cheddar chalupa for dinner! Actually, I had 2!

dizzblnd said...

These are very funny! I saw one earlier "untern" a former intern

Janna said...

DaOldMan: Slowly but surely!

JustABlogger: I hope you like them. :)

Travis: Ooooh! Now I wanna go get a couple of them too...

Dizzblnd: Yes! :) I used to be an intern, so I guess that makes me an "untern" too!

Marilyn said...

These are so funny.

Jamie said...

OHOOSS is what O cried when she caught Hooss committing a felony causing her to become the witness on the run hiding out in Apply.

Janna said...

Marilyn: I'm glad! :)

Jamie: I've been worin about her ever since. I hear she's perkkn up, though.